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Happy Anniversary Shoulders!

Started by Glebe, September 19, 2021, 11:13:23 PM

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Glebe

Happy Anniversary Shoulders! All the best to you and your wife, Mrs. Ada Shoulders (née Dickinson), who left her husband David to wed you two years ago today!

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Congrats shoulders



couldn't have happened to a more contrastingly less-tanned man.  you'd probably struggle to be a more definitive ford prefect, but that's due to his superlative acting skills rather than your lack of them

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although you do lack David Dickensian's superlative acting skills you were brought up entirely differently; you aren't solely to blame


even Richard and David Attenborough were wildly different men, and they stemmed from the same womb!  Stop beating yourself up about being worse than David dockinport!!!!

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YOU HAVE HIS OLD WIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - WILL YOU STOP SELF FLAGELLATING ABOUT THIS



NOT EVERYONE CAN BE THE SAME AS DAVID DIRSINGGON AND NOBODY NEEDS TWO OF HIM





BECOME YOUR OWN PERSON

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losing my patience now




glebe it is your turn to explain it.

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On a side note, just checked Mrs. Ada Shoulders' wikipedia entry and I'd suggest Shoulders get this anniversary in quick, as she might not make it to another one.

Born 3rd December 1932!!




Old!!!!