#metoo

[pancreas]

Please ensure that any wine served at my wake costs at least £15/bottle. NO PROSECCO.

[Spoon of Ploff]

the curse of the organ strikes again. destroy it while you still have the strength in your bones and matches

[shiftwork2]

There's a lot of it about.  I barely knew anyone with it and now every cunt's got it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bunted asswipe

[Cuellar]

Is the common factor a job or being adjacent to someone with a job involving kids/feckless teens/feckless young adults? I see from the age heatmap thing that the youth are getting it HARD again.

[Barry Admin]

Oh yikes, hope you're okay 😩 let us know how it goes.

[buttgammon]

WELL SOON

[Barry Admin]

Is the common factor a job or being adjacent to someone with a job involving kids/feckless teens/feckless young adults? I see from the age heatmap thing that the youth are getting it HARD again.

Could be something to that. I know that my cousin's too wee girls got it, and then he caught it off them and ended up with Covid pneumonia. I'm basically still just a hermit, wanna start going out walks at night though.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Hope you feel better soon pancreas

[Janie Jones]

Me too. (I mean me too, I have the covid. Not me too, wishing Pancs better. I'm delighted he has covid.)

My isolation ends midnight tomorrow. I'm double jabbed and no underlying conditions so had almost no symptoms. Sort of a head cold that I would have ignored outside a pandemic. Tested negative on lateral flows long after a positive PCR. Absolutely the worst thing and my only symptom really is the total loss of taste and smell, it's killing me. Everyone says it'll come back but it doesn't always and I'm getting very anxious about that. I've lost half a stone though, so every cloud.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Make sure you take plenty of horse dewormer and drink a mug of dog piss every night for good measure.

[jobotic]

Me too. (I mean me too, I have the covid. Not me too, wishing Pancs better. I'm delighted he has covid.)

My isolation ends midnight tomorrow. I'm double jabbed and no underlying conditions so had almost no symptoms. Sort of a head cold that I would have ignored outside a pandemic. Tested negative on lateral flows long after a positive PCR. Absolutely the worst thing and my only symptom really is the total loss of taste and smell, it's killing me. Everyone says it'll come back but it doesn't always and I'm getting very anxious about that. I've lost half a stone though, so every cloud.

My neighbour had it - mild cold symptoms but she also lost her sense of taste and smell. She's got it back now but it did take a few days longer than the isolation period.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[Janie Jones]

Is the common factor a job or being adjacent to someone with a job involving kids/feckless teens/feckless young adults? I see from the age heatmap thing that the youth are getting it HARD again.

Feckless young adults, aye. I got it from my husband who got it from my daughter who got it in a dance tent at FieldDay.

My neighbour had it - mild cold symptoms but she also lost her sense of taste and smell. She's got it back now but it did take a few days longer than the isolation period.

Thank you, I'm devouring signs of hope like this as I'm really getting a bit worried. I've got NOWT. Smoke alarm went off as the toast burnt this morning. Couldn't smell a thing.

[chveik]

pull yourself together pancreas

[bgmnts]

Should we have a whip round to get you some Lucozade or something?

Get well soon.

[greencalx]

My wife's experience was similar to yours Janie, except she was in bed with flu like symptoms for a couple of days at the start. Taste and smell came back about two weeks after the isolation ended. Again we were worried it might never return, but it did. Hang in there.

[Twit 2]

Please ensure that any wine served at my wake costs at least £15/bottle. NO PROSECCO.

Dibs on your pestle and mortar if you cark. JP Chenet at wake.

[imitationleather]

Better get on the hot toddies.

[madhair60]

sad to reveal that unfortunately pancreas has died. in the seconds before he passed away he did a big poo in his pants and went "oh! oh no! oh, i've done a poo in my pants! i've done a big smelly poo in my clean pants!!" then he fell through the trapdoor to his child porn cellar and landed with his arm extended and index finger pointing at said pornography as if to say "yes, this indeed belongs to me, pancreas"

[JamesTC]

Hope he reported those symptoms to the NHS App first.

[poo]

Please ensure that any wine served at my wake costs at least £15/bottle. NO PROSECCO.

Greggs platter and a few slabs of Strongbow Dark Fruits

[poo]

Regarding the coronovirs - what do you expect, sticking your willy up men's bums and that.

[Twit 2]

AIDS?

[Endicott]

sad to reveal that unfortunately pancreas has died. in the seconds before he passed away he did a big poo in his pants and went "oh! oh no! oh, i've done a poo in my pants! i've done a big smelly poo in my clean pants!!" then he fell through the trapdoor to his child porn cellar and landed with his arm extended and index finger pointing at said pornography as if to say "yes, this indeed belongs to me, pancreas"

How does he smell?

[Janie Jones]

My wife's experience was similar to yours Janie, except she was in bed with flu like symptoms for a couple of days at the start. Taste and smell came back about two weeks after the isolation ended. Again we were worried it might never return, but it did. Hang in there.

Thank you! I'll really try not to worry, I'm only Day 9. I don't want to pretend I'm special, like my sense of smell is so important because I'm a discerning Bon Vivant, and obviously I'm not dying on a ventilator so I'm grateful, but I can't help being anxious at this massive sensory deprivation. I appreciate the reassurance

sad to reveal that unfortunately pancreas has died. in the seconds before he passed away he did a big poo in his pants and went "oh! oh no! oh, i've done a poo in my pants! i've done a big smelly poo in my clean pants!!" then he fell through the trapdoor to his child porn cellar and landed with his arm extended and index finger pointing at said pornography as if to say "yes, this indeed belongs to me, pancreas"

I swear, my husband just rushed in to see if I was convulsing as a rare side effect of covid, so much was I was cackling at this.

[mothman]

NO PROSECCO.

Dealbreaker. Not coming now.

[non capisco]

I swear, my husband just rushed in to see if I was convulsing as a rare side effect of covid, so much was I was cackling at this.

It was "in my clean pants" that got me. It's the little details.

Get well soon, all.

[jobotic]

Thank you! I'll really try not to worry, I'm only Day 9. I don't want to pretend I'm special, like my sense of smell is so important because I'm a discerning Bon Vivant, and obviously I'm not dying on a ventilator so I'm grateful, but I can't help being anxious at this massive sensory deprivation. I appreciate the reassurance

That made me guffaw.

NO DOC NO!!! I'M A DISCERNING BON VIVANT!!! NOT ME!!!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Look, look the Monopoly pieces have come to see how you are. Here comes doggy, with his shaggy metal hair. Woof woof! Here comes Top Hat with his brim and easy insouciance. Hat! And here comes Race Car, what do you say to poorly Mr Pancreas? Vroom vroom! And here comes the boot - stomp stomp!

And here comes wheelbarrow! Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!

All the pieces are here... Plain.