Fancying People Who Work In Knocking Shops

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Have you ever really fancied a prossie, like that feller who played the pissed up children's entertainer* , in that sitcom on Channel 5 from about 15 years ago? (* he didn't play that role in the sit- com, it's how he started his career). You know which one I mean, the woman who played the bird shagging her brother in " Brookside" played his missus.The East European prossie was played by someone with a daft name, Golfbunker O ' Shoogley or something, and she helps to write " Motherland" now. One of the regular punters, a Brummie, was on an episode of " Psychoville". The head madam, an older woman, also played Moz' s mum on " Ideal".

So...ever fancied a prostitute?.