worst swears

[Cloud]

Pissflaps. Both derogotary and descriptive at the same times.

To expand upon this, would c**tflaps be considered misogynist here, I know c**t in general is in the US but not so much in the UK, but maybe adding the 'flaps' makes it more gendered than it's usually taken as being.

[Pink Gregory]

i have a real fondness for 'shit-cunt'

Just the brutal banging together of two of the sharper curses

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

To expand upon this, would c**tflaps be considered misogynist here, I know c**t in general is in the US but not so much in the UK, but maybe adding the 'flaps' makes it more gendered than it's usually taken as being.

oh 100% it removes the ambiguity which characterises the word cunt re: gender. i like the word cunt loads but it jumps from best to worst when it takes on a violently misogynistic slant. also like, calling labia pissflaps (etc) is hideous and i would get pretty furious about someone saying it seriously

[Gulftastic]

'Chopsy cunt!' As was once shouted in a drunken confrontation between two of our drinking circle.

[Kankurette]

Cockwomble and anything ending in 'tard'.

I don't find 'cunt' offensive but I appreciate a lot of women do.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

or Guardian comments section: "You sir, win the internet!"

"Chapeau!"  Vomitous.

[Cuellar]

"Chapeau!"  Vomitous.

Oh fuck yes

[Kankurette]

My exception is 'lollocks' and that's because my ex-girlfriend, who I still like, used it.

And one for the anime fans: 'shitty brat'. Nobody uses that expression in real life.

[QDRPHNC]

Mark calling someone a "piss-kidney" in some episode of Peep Show was a real low point.

[H-O-W-L]

Scrumsfeld.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Arsegremlin

[Sebastian Cobb]

Mark calling someone a "piss-kidney" in some episode of Peep Show was a real low point.

Not sure it's really a "low point" given it fell flat and was completely knocked down by a bloke looking confused and dismissing him as an 'arsehole'.

[Mr Trumpet]

Fuckwit has a Shakespearean ring to it

[QDRPHNC]

Not sure it's really a "low point" given it fell flat and was completely knocked down by a bloke looking confused and dismissing him as an 'arsehole'.

Yes, but I think the viewer is supposed to find it funny on it's own terms. Don't want to get into a Peep Show discussion here. Piss-kidney is a worst swear imo.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like bumhole

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

I'm not one of those losers who thinks Americanised words or traditions are infecting the world - in fact I think it's great, destroy language destroy tradition, fuck everything - but I believe that objectively speaking "asshole" is way less effective than "arsehole". The latter sounds much grubbier. I wouldn't like to be called an arsehole but I'd laugh if someone called me an asshole.

Yes! At last, someone else who gets this. The British variant has gravitas, while the American version simply sounds asinine.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Mark calling someone a "piss-kidney" in some episode of Peep Show was a real low point.

Wasn't it jizzcock

"Jizz cock. Doesn't really work. All cocks are jizz cocks. Bit like calling him a piss kidney"

So the line is self-deprecating.

[QDRPHNC]

Wasn't it jizzcock

"Jizz cock. Doesn't really work. All cocks are jizz cocks. Bit like calling him a piss kidney"

So the line is self-deprecating.

He uses both, but guys this is worst swears thread, and I'm nominating piss kidney whether anyone likes it or not.

[studpuppet]

Pissflaps. Both derogatory and descriptive at the same times.

I used to play golf with a bloke from Sutton Coldfield, and he had a Birmingham-ish accent. When he really cocked up a shot, he'd whack his club on the ground and shout, "Awww BIG FANNY PISSFLAPS!!". Unfortunately he sounded like Pig from Pipkins when he did it, which rendered it hilarious.

[SpiderChrist]

To expand upon this, would c**tflaps be considered misogynist here, I know c**t in general is in the US but not so much in the UK, but maybe adding the 'flaps' makes it more gendered than it's usually taken as being.

Twitter certainly consider use of the word cunt to be a misogynistic hate crime. I got perma-banned for using the word in a jokey tweet to Louis Barfe.

[bgmnts]

Anything twee like cockwomble.

[SpiderChrist]

My ex mother-in-law never swore, ever. Once she became so exasperated with my father-in-law she exclaimed "Allan, you... you... MELONHEAD!"

[hamfist]

Supertanskii enters the thread, and whispers "spunkmitten"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Why's wanker an insult, at least you're getting some exercise

[Endicott]

You rat's asshole, Frank.

I reckon rat's anus works better. You're a fucking rat's anus!

[seepage]

"You dollop" shouted at me today, which was quite effective.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

My ex mother-in-law never swore, ever. Once she became so exasperated with my father-in-law she exclaimed "Allan, you... you... MELONHEAD!"

[Kankurette]

Twitter certainly consider use of the word cunt to be a misogynistic hate crime. I got perma-banned for using the word in a jokey tweet to Louis Barfe.

I got banned for using it too, but racist Twitters were allowed to stand no matter how many reports I sent.

[SpiderChrist]

I got banned for using it too, but racist Twitters were allowed to stand no matter how many reports I sent.

And some blue tick Twitter users seem to be able to scatter it about with impunity. Still, I'm a lot happier now I don't use Twitter, and I'm currently in that 30 day delete Facebook phase too. Must... stay... strong.

[Drop Dead Fred]

Shit-bag/Shit-wit and 'You Fucking Nincompoop' are my favourites.