Massive Coffee Shop Order

[chocolate teapot]

Hi, I just wanted to share this massive order my niece received at the coffee shop she supervises.

[turnstyle]

You're going to have to give me at least ten minutes, Sharon usually does the coffees and its her day off. 

[Goldentony]

SEND SHIT AND PISS TO THIS ADDRESS

[greenman]

Change UK's party conference?

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pIhDC9ZaGI (Larry David orders a coffee)

[Dex Sawash]

I saw this thread title in the list, and with much anticipation I clicked through the unread threads from oldest toward  newest. I have to say that is a massive coffee shop order and Cacao and Avo is probably disgusting.

[Cuellar]

Yeah pretty big, nice

[shiftwork2]

It's like when a man in a Lamborghini racks up a bar bill including a bottle of champagne with a 24ct gold ring in the bottom, but with coffees like

[Midas]

If I asked for four Greenergizers and four Berrystas I'd hope at the very least they'd offer me a complimentary GRAVE

[Sebastian Cobb]

I hope they phoned it in.

[Uncle TechTip]

Many big discounts on that, did someone cash a load of loyalty stamps at once? Maybe they expire tomorrow.

Would probably blur the address next time, you know what people are like.

[Better Midlands]

It's like when a man in a Lamborghini racks up a bar bill including a bottle of champagne with a 24ct gold ring in the bottom, but with coffees like

These guys liked to post their receipts from Salt Bae's restaurants on SM a few years ago

Fake edit

[PlanktonSideburns]

38 quids worth of spinach

[PlanktonSideburns]

One of the ones on that list had me howling but I won't spoil it

[Sebastian Cobb]

One of the ones on that list had me howling but I won't spoil it

was it the same as mine?

Spoiler alert

1 "Spaghetti" £160

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[PlanktonSideburns]

Yes

[PlanktonSideburns]

HOISIN CRISPY OWL 🦉

[Beagle 2]

"Sorry is that what I said? I actually meant I wanted no coffees. I actually want to give you coffee"

[Sebastian Cobb]

"Sorry is that what I said? I actually meant I wanted no coffees. I actually want to give you coffee"

look if chatting up shop staff is out then gaslighting them is definitely not on.

[touchingcloth]

The wastage on that receipt is a disgrace. They should save paper by not itemising the free cups.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sniggering at the 10 x Cawston Press Ginger Beer order.

Presumably someone else's money though so wgaf right

[bgmnts]

The tax on that meal is 3/4 of my monthly rent.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Trying to guess how many people were part of the massive order in the OP.

I'm guessing 24.

[madhair60]

size of the cunt

[Icehaven]

Pity the poor Deliveroo rider who has to cart that across town.

[H-O-W-L]

I'm going to say something daring and assume that whoever is ordering a berry protein shake from a coffee shop for £4.69 at 9am on a Tuesday is probably either ill and shouldn't be at work, or a total arsehole.

EDIT: Okay there's multiple there what in the fuck who needs that much protein

[Icehaven]

Trying to guess how many people were part of the massive order in the OP.

I'm guessing 24.

Well there's 92 drinks on the order, although I spose some of them might be the same very thirsty people ordering several drinks. 

[Fambo Number Mive]

That's what I was thinking, a group of people sitting in the cafe for a few hours and having a few drinks each.

[markburgle]

Pity the poor Deliveroo rider who has to cart that across town.

It might actually be so many cups it'd be fine. The mount of un-sealed coffees, hot chocolates and large cokes I've tried to deliver only to end up with them sloshing in the bottom of the box just cos you hit a bump a bit too hard. But I bet that many cups would just fill the whole box and they'd hold each other rigidly in place

[idunnosomename]

38 quids worth of spinach

10 bucks for a Sprite