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People who offer you laxatives at the wrong times

Started by Fambo Number Mive, September 22, 2021, 07:56:28 AM

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Fambo Number Mive

Isn't this frustrating?

You're working on your car, bent over the engine, grease on your overalls when someone taps you on the shoulder and asks "Would you like a laxative?"

Or when you're out for a run and you stop for a rest and as you sit down someone comes over and says "Do you want a laxative?"

What do you do in this situation>?

GMTV

A close friend has anxiety about bowel trouble, and is nervous before a major presentation to a big client, all or nothing for his company. "try one of these beta blockers mate they'll settle you right down"

Replies From View

Most confectionary has a mild laxative effect nowadays so they don't even need to be quite so blunt about it.  Ask if people need a fruit polo or something

pancreas

I find you wait hours for a laxative and then three come at once.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Inflicting physical harm on the people that do it tends to work just fine.