Got In The Habit Of Throwing A Kitchen Knife At The Wall As The Kettle Boils

[Dr Rock]

Anyone else? It's leaving a lot of little holes in the wall.

[Butchers Blind]

Join a circus

[Dr Rock]

I dob't think my act is at that level yet. Only about one in five stick in.

[seepage]

My mum threw a palette knife at me once - it missed but made a satisfying "boing-yoing" sound as it stuck in the wall.

[Replies From View]

There must be very little chance of it bouncing back and scoofing you in the hide if you are doing it at all.

[dead-ced-dead]

Are you a b-villain (which is to say the second main villain) in a nineties action b-movie (which is to say one starring JCVD, Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren or JCVD, not Arnie, Bruce or Sly)? Because unless you are then you're stealing their routine.