How suave are you?

[shiftwork2]

Yeah I thought it might be 'indefinable', by Lentheric on Christmas Eve on the telly.

[Ferris]

Bought my first pair of non-skinny jeans last week. I've given up. The dream is dead.

Suave? You can keep it mate.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bought my first pair of non-skinny jeans last week. I've given up. The dream is dead.

I think I'm redefining my to be 514's skinny jeans.

[Chedney Honks]

I don't think skinny jeans are suave.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I don't think skinny jeans are suave.

not sure any jeans are, unless you're Rob Redford or Steve McQueen.

[Ferris]

I think I'm redefining my to be 514's skinny jeans.

I've gone from 511s to 501s. Dad jeans. Live your truth.

I was making plans last week to meet up with all my new mates at uni, and I looked at my skinny jeans and thought... no, I just can't do it, especially when all my anecdotes have been about being a dad or are from about 2013. It ain't right.

I suppose it speaks to my new comfortable non-suaveness.

[itsfredtitmus]

I finish the day of with a glass of brandy and anorexia, suave as fuck

[Joe Oakes]

Shirtless+leather jacket+cowboy boots+bandana=suave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_f3kJOX_8

[Sebastian Cobb]

I've gone from 511s to 501s. Dad jeans. Live your truth.

I was making plans last week to meet up with all my new mates at uni, and I looked at my skinny jeans and thought... no, I just can't do it, especially when all my anecdotes have been about being a dad or are from about 2013. It ain't right.

I suppose it speaks to my new comfortable non-suaveness.

514's ride a bit below the waist so when you turn into a 'pregnant skinny cunt' like I have, then you can sort of get away with it because your gut just rides over the top.

[itsfredtitmus]

whats the skin levis again? need to get them again

[Ferris]

514's ride a bit below the waist so when you turn into a 'pregnant skinny cunt' like I have, then you can sort of get away with it because your gut just rides over the top.

Nice one, just ordered a pair.

If they're shit then I'll come after you Cobb.

whats the skin levis again? need to get them again

510s or 511s

[itsfredtitmus]

Nice one, just ordered a pair.

If they're shit then I'll come after you Cobb.

510s or 511s

bit expensive, like :(!

[ImmaculateClump]

5 - that's your stupid ET head and gut
11 - and then there's stupid skinny legs.

That's why they're called 511's. We're all too old to be wearing jeans, you'll end up looking like Clarkson, and anyway they're not suave!

[itsfredtitmus]

Nice one, just ordered a pair.

If they're shit then I'll come after you Cobb.

510s or 511s

but they're suave! gimme 511's and sambas!

[Sebastian Cobb]

bit expensive, like :(!

They fucking last tbf. As I said before often it's the fly that goes prematurely and you can get button versions.

[itsfredtitmus]

They fucking last tbf. As I said before often it's the fly that goes prematurely and you can get button versions.

but they dont!! not when you change weight every 2 weeks! can't i just borrow someone's your levis and return them when im done with em like i do with my other clothes? pogo punk sort of stuff.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

-Don't smoke
-Don't wear suits
-Drink either craft beer or £6.50 wine
-Hair is currently long and unkempt
-Haven't ironed any of my shirts in about 3 years
-Can play poker, but not very well, and not without googling what all the different hands are about ten times a game
-My most commonly used chat up line is "HELLO!!!!" (very loud)
-50% (give or take 25%) of my socks and underwear have holes in them.

Verdict: Pretty damn suave

[itsfredtitmus]

-Don't smoke
-Don't wear suits
-Drink either craft beer or £6.50 wine
-Hair is currently long and unkempt
-Haven't ironed any of my shirts in about 3 years
-Can play poker, but not very well, and not without googling what all the different suits are about ten times a game
-My most commonly used chat up line is "HELLO!!!!" (very loud)
-50% (give or take 25%) of my socks and underwear have holes in them.

Verdict: Pretty damn suave

45 spercent of these. i can concede you are suave af btw.

[Sebastian Cobb]

-Don't smoke
-Don't wear suits
-Drink either craft beer or £6.50 wine
-Hair is currently long and unkempt
-Haven't ironed any of my shirts in about 3 years
-Can play poker, but not very well, and not without googling what all the different suits are about ten times a game
-My most commonly used chat up line is "HELLO!!!!" (very loud)
-50% (give or take 25%) of my socks and underwear have holes in them.

But everyone should wear sun screen

[itsfredtitmus]

when did it become sun screen and not sun cream? more like, sun scream!

[Sebastian Cobb]

but they dont!! not when you change weight every 2 weeks! can't i just borrow someone's your levis and return them when im done with em like i do with my other clothes? pogo punk sort of stuff.

Just get bigger ones and wind them in with a belt I reckon... My waist used to shift a bit and I think in a lot of levis the only bit that changes significantly is what doctors refer to as the 'gunt area'.

Although I'm quite tall and skinny, save for the waist so am generally used to wearing large stuff that's a bit too baggy. Buying Carharrt really fucks with my head 'cos it's meant for burly workmen and the chest-size is extra massive.

[Blue Jam]

£6.50 wine

Glass or bottle?

[flotemysost]

I recently bought a vintage silk kimono from a charity shop and it's currently my number one chilling uniform, and I own a bar cart (from the same charity shop, as it happens) which is stocked with refined tipples like scotch and green ginger wine. Suspect this just makes me a pretentious knobhead though.

I honestly really have no idea about what the different types of suit are. I remember years ago I signed up for some TV extra work and on the application form you had to state if you owned various types of outfit which included all these kinds of suits, morning suits, country suits, dinner jackets etc. and it blew my mind.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I don't even have any jeans.

Beat that!

[bgmnts]

I suppose I'm the antithesis of suave by my very nature. Is there a term for that?

[shiftwork2]

Welsh?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I don't even have any jeans.

Beat that!

No jeans, trousers, slacks, pants, shorts or lower half clothing at all.

Check mate

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

How suave I am depends on the yardstick by which we're measuring suaveness here. I may not have the steel-eyed charisma, daring or indeed the dress-sense of James Bond, but I could totally match him drink-for-drink and I don't force or trick women into sleeping with me. So I've got that going for me.

I put forth that Rod Serling was the suavest person that ever lived. Makes George Clooney look like Dapper Laughs.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

No jeans, trousers, slacks, pants, shorts or lower half clothing at all.

Check mate

Just a long jumper? I've had stress dreams like that.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Glass or bottle?

Bottle. Sometimes I buy the £8.50 stuff if it's reduced though, does that win me any points?