Shaving

[holyzombiejesus]

I use cheapo Boots version of Mach 3 with King of Shaves gel. I should really look at more eco stuff but not sure where to start really, especially what with sharing bathroom space with a toddler. I used to have a beard and would like to grow one again but it'd probably be grey now and I can't fucking stand the itching which starts when I haven't shaved for a week.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Bought one of these a couple of years ago, never looked back

This was also part of Bruce Lee's personal grooming regimen.

[bgmnts]

Just bought a new leccy shaver for 7 quid and it trimmed down well so I decided to see how it would do on my hair, on a whim, and it lopped a few clumps off my mop but I shat myself and have no courage to see what happened or to see it through to the inevitable full skinhead.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I can't be arsed shaving my legs since I usually wear pants wherever I go. I have that other Irish colouration of pale skin and dark hair so my bare shins look like a man's, honestly. I shave my pits when I'm going to be wearing a sleeveless/very short sleeved top, which I know is irrational and not feminist but the hair makes me self-conscious. I used to use hair remover on my pits and chin until suddenly out of nowhere it gave me a chemical burn. Lady razor it was from then on.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I can't be arsed shaving my legs

I can't be legged sharing my arse.

[monkfromhavana]

I don't think I've ever managed a single shave without some pimples of blood in the throat area.

[Fr.Bigley]

Have you tried Immac all over yer body/arsehole?

[Catalogue of ills]

I use cheapo Boots version of Mach 3 with King of Shaves gel. I should really look at more eco stuff but not sure where to start really, especially what with sharing bathroom space with a toddler. I used to have a beard and would like to grow one again but it'd probably be grey now and I can't fucking stand the itching which starts when I haven't shaved for a week.

In terms of getting started:

A razor like this

Blades vary in 'aggressiveness' and you find your own preference by trying some, but something like this. I keep mine in a cabinet away from the kids.

You can get vegan brushes. Badger hair ones are made from farmed badgers :(

You need soap and ideally a small bowl for whisking it into a lather. You can buy refills of soap so don't need to buy plastic tubs of it.

Shaving cream makes for a smoother shave when combined with the soap, but tends to come in plastic tubs or tubes which isn't great.

That would get you started. You'd also need to watch a Youtube video on how to shave cos it's different to using a disposable. 

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Have you tried Immac all over yer body/arsehole?

Well I can't deny it's a sharp design, but not the right kind of sharp for that purpose.