Salt Bae

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Some chancer opens restaurants charging 700 quid for a steak and people are seemingly lapping it up.  I'm surprised no one thought of this before tbh.  Shit for cunts.

I do wonder if this might embolden other "high end" celebrity chefs to bump prices up?

[imitationleather]

I read something about how lots of celeb chefs are opening steak places because the profit margins are so much bigger than other cuisines.

Salt Bae strikes me as shit for reality TV stars and crypto cunts.

[Buelligan]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,86581.0.html

[Cuntbeaks]

You can't blame cunts for fleecing other cunts, it's a cunt circlejerk. However, this cunt in particular looks like the ultimate Cunt's Cunt. Those ridiculous shades, the self aggrandising aura and of course the pathetic salt mincing.

[seepage]

There was a Salt Bae thread a while back. I understood the steak & burgers thing is because there aren't enough chefs trained to cook more complex dishes. I'd like the better places to up the price of the food instead of subsidising with 6x wine mark-ups.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Ah apologies missed the other thread.  Feel free to lock this Baz.

[peanutbutter]

Why is everyone talking about him again this week?

[imitationleather]

Why is everyone talking about him again this week?

Restaurant just opened in London.

[TrenterPercenter]

I whatsapped someone a stylised image thing of him doing that thing he does with the salt but it spelling Merry Xmas about 6 months ago not knowing who he was (I just thought it was a camp Santa).  Feeling very embarrassed about it  since learning on here who he is.

[PlanktonSideburns]

How much do you recon he pays his staff?

[Bennett Brauer]

Walkers Salt Bae 'n' Shake £9.99 a bag.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Salt bag has little plastic elbow on one end

[PlanktonSideburns]

Wait that's actually a good idea

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Fun fact: His name literally means "salt baby"

[badaids]

Fun fact: His name literally means "salt baby"

Which he isn't even. He's clearly not a baby, and his body consists of no more than 0.4% salt. 

[Butchers Blind]

I hope it turns out he's been buying his steaks from Lidl.

[shiftwork2]

Bet this cunt doesn't know about chipsteaks.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

How can a steak cost seventeen hundred notes. Was the cow the last of its kind and fed exclusively on grass watered by God's wee? If you have 1700 €$£ to spend on one steak then you have too much money.

[Inspector Norse]

Salt Bae strikes me as shit for reality TV stars and crypto cunts.

Think his restaurants are generally regarded as a bit shit whatever he's charging, aren't they? You[nb]Joey Essex[/nb] are paying for the "experience" and whatever status boost you get from being able to say you've eaten there.

[imitationleather]

Think his restaurants are generally regarded as a bit shit whatever he's charging, aren't they? You[nb]Joey Essex[/nb] are paying for the "experience" and whatever status boost you get from being able to say you've eaten there.

I just don't inhabit a world where eating a steak that looks like the golden goose laid it after a night on the ciders is impressive or classy.

[mothman]

Which he isn't even. He's clearly not a baby, and his body consists of no more than 0.4% salt. 

I have a solution.

[hamfist]

another example of creeping Dubai-ification

[Kankurette]

There's paying for food cooked by a big name chef, and there's paying for some turd to scatter salt off his minging elbow.

[Mister Six]

I sort of wish I was a big enough cunt to pull this kind of thing off, but I'd just feel guilty for charging that kind of money for a bit of cow, even if the people paying the cash were also cunts (which, by default, they are). What's it like to be such a total grifting piece of shit? Must be brilliant to have no dignity, morals or conscience

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Fun fact: His name literally means "salt baby"

i thought it was short for 'ssault baby, because he proudly doesn't deny the allegations

[Bad Ambassador]

Sprinkle Ponce.

Although I did see someone doing the thing putting cement into a cement mixer, which was mildly amusing.

[Goldentony]

imagine the gaff burned down though, what would happen there

[touchingcloth]

I heard when he fucks he bounces salt off his knob like a ponce.

[Consignia]

Fun fact: Salt Bae is a fully owned subsidiary of BAE Systems. He also is a weapons seller were he sprinkles anthrax on the enemies of the highest bidder.

[Pink Gregory]

Wonder what people would think if he did his salt off the arm shtick and then just pulled out a .45 and shot himself in the mouth