Tory conference begins today

[Fambo Number Mive]

Johnson is speaking at 11:30. People are already queuing up

[phantom_power]

[Chollis]

[bgmnts]

Isnt that high productivity culture what esentially turned one country into a nation of gun toting psycopaths that shoot up schools (USA) and another country into a nation that sees a high suicide rate and people who dont want to even leave the house or engage with other people (Japan)?

[Zetetic]

"Productivity" is a generally misleading term when it's straddling an economics-jargon and mundane use.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Johnson's speech has begun.

After incorrectly calling Corbyn a communist he then delivers this nauseating drivel:

He acknowledges that some people may have been "anxious" going to public places such as nightclubs due to coronavirus.

He says that is why "we sent top government representatives to our sweatiest boites de nuit [French for nightclub] to show that anyone could dance perfectly safely" – a reference to cabinet minister Michael Gove who was video dancing in a club earlier this year.

"And wasn't he brilliant? Let's hear it for Jon Bon Govi," he says.

"Living proof that we represent the most jiving hip happening and generally funkapolitan party in the world," he says.

The pandemic's all a big joke to him. The idea that nightclubs are safe is laughable.

[jobotic]

Why not just say "we do what we fucking want because we are more important than you"?

[lebowskibukowski]

Johnson's speech has begun.

After incorrectly calling Corbyn a communist he then delivers this nauseating drivel:

The pandemic's all a big joke to him. The idea that nightclubs are safe is laughable.

I thought that you were taking the piss but that's all true, isn't it? Fucks sake...

[bgmnts]

Boites de nuit.

Fuck off you horrid cancerous lump of a cunt.

[Fambo Number Mive]

He also had a pop at Corbyn for wearing corduroy, as if he should have been wearing a £1000 suit all the time or something. Absolute toilet of a human being (Johnson, not Corbyn).

[jobotic]

He mentioned Starmer?

[Fambo Number Mive]

No. He's had a pop at "North London dinner parties" though. As if he hasn't been to loads of them.

[jobotic]

Of course, and he'll tell a room full of privately educated toffs that XR are full of middle class students.

[jobotic]

Quite funny that he's banging on about the last leader of the Labour Party though.

[robhug]

Quite funny that he's banging on about the last leader of the Labour Party though.

telling rather than funny

[Fambo Number Mive]

More road schemes announced, despite the growing issues caused by climate change. The Tory party is the party of Mr Toad.

[derek stitt]

That Rabb bloke is the gift that keeps on giving isn't he.

[jobotic]

telling rather than funny

yes true.

To talk about drugs and "powder rooms of Islington" minutes after making gags about a coked up Gove clubbing is proper trolling

[Fambo Number Mive]

He calls Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer a "seriously rattled bus conductor - not that they have bus conductors nowadays - pushed this way and that by a Corbynista mob of sellotape-spectacled sans-culottes or the skipper of a cruise liner that has been captured by Somali pirates"...Sir Keir Starmer is "Captain Hindsight", says the PM, "attacking one week then rowing in behind when it seemed to be working the human weather vane, the Starmer chameleon".

The idea that Starmer is even listening to the left, let alone controlled by them is nonsense.

[robhug]

The idea that Starmer is even listening to the left, let alone controlled by them is nonsense.

Were you not expecting nonsense from Boris then?

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Build Back Beef"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Were you not expecting nonsense from Boris then?

I was, but it doesn't make me any less angry with him. I should probably have not taken any notice of his speech, I knew it would only annoy me. About as useful as poking a bunion, not that I've got any bunions at the moment.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

The idea that Starmer is even listening to the left, let alone controlled by them is nonsense.

But he has to keep saying that because he knows that voters will go "eeeeeehhhh I'll not vote for the loony left" and Starmer will go "I'm not the loony left, I'll be even more right wing than I already am!" Rich bastards stay in power and hoover up as much money as possible while ensuring that poor people die even faster. Climate crisis is coming up, can't have all the unwashed masses competing for what's left of the planet's resources after all.

[Pink Gregory]

The main issue of climate change is that I may not be alive to see the day when this fucking coked up waste of flesh breathes his fucking last

[Kankurette]

Village of the Damned!

[Paul Calf]

Quite funny that he's banging on about the last leader of the Labour Party though.

He doesn't want to dislodge Starmer, who is currently a massive Tory asset.

[pigamus]

I really wish I hadn't read those quoted Johnson bits. It's made me so angry I want to hit somebody.

[robhug]

are they all Boris's kids?

they could be no matter which way you look at it i guess

[Bennett Brauer]

are they all Boris's kids?

they could be no matter which way you look at it i guess

Pretty sure that's Kittens half-obscured at the back.

[JamesTC]

Living proof that we represent the most jiving hip happening and generally funkapolitan party in the world

kill jester