XIInner: 12 Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers! A bonkers dozen

[buttgammon]

The men are the only ones who have to fight in wars one is hilarious

Men are the only ones who get tooled up and trained for war, everyone else has to be on the receiving end of war and its effects, forever

Of the many idiotic arguments they make, that's perhaps the worst. What about the rape and genocide of civilians?

[PlanktonSideburns]

And the absolute horror all these broken squaddies cause on their Hometowns after theyre realised back into the wild after being made into monsters by arseoles

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dangerous jobs like fur trapping, logging, being a roman soldier, human cannon ball

Need to update that list mate

[idunnosomename]

Adult human cannonball

[madhair60]

I've just remembered Glinner re-Glinding me under the guise of Gloylot Boswego and laughed

[bgmnts]

It's almost as if patriarchy sucks for men as well!

[retsuza]

New GLINNERS TWITTER, behind a paywall, makes some bizarre comparison between holocaust denialism and affirming trans people, then immediately something about Posie Parker

Wow, it sure would be awful if white nationalist rhetoric like holocaust denialism was actually promoted by someone on your side.

[Kankurette]

Gentiles at it again.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I'm guessing the comparison between people who think trans folk are real and people who deny the holocaust is supposed to show how stupid and wrong and blind both groups are, but why holocaust denial? Why not flat earth? That's much less incendiar- oh, that's why.

[Barry Admin]

Oh jeez, where are the Glindr screenshots, I need a laugh. Here's Parler

Laughed at whoever took the Glinner account on Parler trolling the alt-right twats:

Saw this too:

did someone mention Matt Lucas earlier?

From before he phoned Graham and begged him to stop tweeting and blogging about him.

One of his socks that got banned when he did:

Edit:

He did reglind this CaB post about Glindr at one point, hilariously:

[JamesTC]

Oh jeez, where are the Glindr screenshots, I need a laugh. Here's Parler

Here are a few others I have saved:

[dissolute ocelot]

Dangerous jobs like fur trapping, logging, being a roman soldier, human cannon ball

Need to update that list mate

Some studies show women face more violence in the workplace. As for accidents, women predominate in industries like teaching, social services and care work, some types of manufacturing, and food preparation, where you're less likely to be killed, but still quite likely to be attacked or wounded and to suffer RSI or mental illness. Rates of injury, sickness, and death for women are also increasing significantly, in contrast to those for men.

https://oem.bmj.com/content/76/1/3
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25641425/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11148018/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1877705816300662
https://www.eurofound.europa.eu/publications/article/2002/statistics-highlight-gender-aspect-of-workplace-accidents

I'm not even going to go into the statistics about hate crimes other to point out that you need to divide by the number of people in each group!

[dissolute ocelot]

oops

[Barry Admin]

Here we go:

my favourite so far

Whoever this is, you're doing great work

Glindr deleted all my posts for basically no reason

Sian isn't keen on Graham playing with other girls

I AM SIAN PLEASE INSERT GLINDR

Couple more, this is when it first started and for shitposted to hell:

Meanwhile, the Glindr moderator is welcoming all the new sign-ups who want to talk about sex-based rights, healthy young breasts, and toilets.

[retsuza]

Those are so good. My favourite is the genuine users thinking Stephen King signed up for a fucking Glindr account lol

ETA: checked this GCpussycat user and on second thought I am not sure they are genuine.

[Buttered Ghost]

He's a good egg that King, and a better writer than Rowling, but that's like saying water is wet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

[pigamus]

Here we go:


Couple more, this is when it first started and for shitposted to hell:

That poem is a masterpiece. "Rapeier wit" indeed.

[Patraverse]

[spam]

[Buttered Ghost]

[spam]

Can you explain your reasons for mocking JK Rowling's[nb]JK Rowling[/nb] voice?

Jealousy most likely. This rinky dink documentary is horrendous.

'rinky dink' lmao what the fuck

Oh god those Glindr posts have me in tears. 'I am linux' hahaha

[frajer]

Oh god those Glindr posts have me in tears. 'I am linux' hahaha

There is no Sianrose, only linux

[idunnosomename]

There's a new SGB where graham's handmaidens trawl the fetishy depths of the internet to find such damning things for transgender people such as a baby-shaped buttplug

[ishantbekeepingit]

There's a new SGB where graham's handmaidens trawl the fetishy depths of the internet to find such damning things for transgender people such as a baby-shaped buttplug

That makes it five out of the eight articles on the front page written by someone who isn't Graham (including the one that's literally just plagiarising the Telegraph).  What is the reimbursement for these people like?  Do they get flat commisions, or a share of sub revenues?

[idunnosomename]

They get to read GLINNER'S TWITTER for free!

[Barry Admin]

Butt plug babies, nothing more

[idunnosomename]

This one's good



Didn't say who THEY are but deep down I know THEY are the boogeymen who live in my head!

[bigfatheart]

"My daughter was telling me the other day that 'they are infesting the toilet, it's disgusting'; now, she was buying silverfish repellent at the time but I think it's very clear who 'they' are!"

[bgmnts]

I hope my daughter ends turning into an old embittered bigoted cunt like I have.

[frajer]

The comments section on Linehan's sad bitter blogs are as tediously insane and repetitive as his fevered journalisms.

The same 30 likes on every comment, 5 manic terfs sub-commenting "this is how I feel too" [nb]no shit![/nb] and then Sian chiming in with "I call the big one bitey."

[The Bees]

Dangerous jobs like fur trapping, logging, being a roman soldier, human cannon ball

Need to update that list mate

Men get the hard jobs like being a Roman soldier, women get the cool jobs like leading the Iceni rebellion.

P.S. Remind me why that rebellion happened again?

/edit because I've just realised terfs are totally going to adopt Boudicca as a symbol at some point, after they get bored with dinosaurs and suffragettes. They've already forgotten the witch thing.

[idunnosomename]

Romans brought over gender-neutral toilets