XIInner: 12 Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers! A bonkers dozen

[Mister Six]

jesus fuck that's horrible.

Hayton uses she/her but people like Graham only use them because of their own imperative.

So cunto up there complaining about Long's transphobia towards Hayton is himself misgendering - quite deliberately - his "friend" in the process? The friend he is indignantly sticking up for?

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

grumpy post edit

[idunnosomename]

probably. Graham himself has been all "MY MAN" and hugged debbie before.

note also this on the skilt guy posing with graham and debbie.

https://twitter.com/sineadactually/status/1451487172368928781



literal MRA

[Mister Six]

What's the deal with skilt guy? Diet cross-dressing?

[Registering to lurk]

Some juicy drama coming out of the LGB Alliance thing now. Jack Appleby has quickly deleted all reference as he lost shit tons of terf followers and had people already looking to crowdfund legal action against him on behalf of Julia Long.

Long evidently went up to Hayton in the pub and said she wouldn't be staying there because of Hayton's presence. Seems like Long also made a very pointed comment to the panel about their centering of men.



That comment about cutting Appleby's willy off is 👌 they're such hypocrites!

Wasn't this their first conference? The first time they all get together in real life and they start falling out with each other. Glorious.

[idunnosomename]

What's the deal with skilt guy? Diet cross-dressing?

well i mean it's reclaiming the kilt for men I guess.

have a look and decide what his agenda is yourself

https://skilt.co.uk/kilts-for-sale/

i mean i suspect it's "sell" but also "sell to big tories"

[The Guppy]

What's the deal with skilt guy? Diet cross-dressing?

I googled his name and he's a psychotherapist, kilt seller, and big fan of dickheads.



edit: just noticed the lobster shirt. That's a Jordan Peterson thing.

[Jollity]

Someone in that thread pointed out that "skilt" is Norwegian for "divorced". I am glad I know that.

[Cold Meat Platter]

well i mean it's reclaiming the kilt for men I guess.

have a look and decide what his agenda is yourself

https://skilt.co.uk/kilts-for-sale/

i mean i suspect it's "sell" but also "sell to big tories"

Kilts are already worn by men. It's only generally people at weddings and twats though.

[Buttered Ghost]

well i mean it's reclaiming the kilt for men I guess.

As a fellow Scotsman, I can't quite tell you just how glad I am that someone is finally making it okay for men to wear kilts.

Weddings have been an absolute nightmare here...

[idunnosomename]

well yes of course scots wear kilts at weddings. but this seems to be pushing them as a masculine not-a-girly-skirt. especially when it's emblazoned with the fucking butcher's apron



see the thing is it looks "right-on" that Graham is posing with a transgender woman and a man in a skirt. but the former is a self-loathing patsy who makes thousands off a Spectator column selling her fellow transgender people out, and the other is basically a men's rights fascist.

oh gary!!!

[NeaX]

This is shit but I spent too long on it to just bin it:

Nanaaa,
Just killed a hen,
Wrapped my fingers round its neck,
Adult human chicken, dead,
Nanaaa, wife has cut and run,
Now my life and work's been grated all away
Nana, oooh,
Didn't mean to tell those lies,
If I've not a sock again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if twitter didn't matter

Too late, @Glinner's gone,
Sends shivers up my thigh, digits flapping all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've been forced to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and fight the youth
Nana, oooh
I didn't want to fly,
I sometimes wish I never had joined at all.

I see a little silly cello Stanisland,
Arty Mort, Arty Mort, will you sort out my techno?

Sweaty face bad lighting, very, very un-sight-ly
Carbonara, Carbonara
Carbonara, Carbonara
Carbonara, Banana
Desolato

Hated on the internet, nobody loves me
He's just a boomer who's lost his sanity,
Spare him his fight with his technology
Jeans of cum, jeans of goo, will you wash the goo
Miss Millah! No, I'm in contempt of court
(Let it go!) Miss Millah! I'm in contempt of court
(Let it go!) Misgendah! She's he if I say so
(Let it go) She's he if I say so
(Let it go) (Never) I'll never let it go
(Let it go) (Never) let it go (Let it go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh harry potta, harry potta, harry potta, let it go
Teenage boob has a scalpel put aside by me, by me,
By meee

So you think you can dodge me and piss where you like
So you think you can block me and turn off replies
Oh, Ralphy, can't do this to me, Ralphy,
Just gotta get peaked, just gotta get peaked, so near

Noone really glindrs, anyone can see,
Noone really glindrs,
Noone ever glindrs, even me
Any way the grift goes...

[Dr Rock]

haha, add it to the pile of fantastic glinner-inspired song parodies that are funnier than anything Glliner's done in the past ten years.

[Mister Six]

well yes of course scots wear kilts at weddings. but this seems to be pushing them as a masculine not-a-girly-skirt. especially when it's emblazoned with the fucking butcher's apron



see the thing is it looks "right-on" that Graham is posing with a transgender woman and a man in a skirt. but the former is a self-loathing patsy who makes thousands off a Spectator column selling her fellow transgender people out, and the other is basically a men's rights fascist.

oh gary!!!

And cross dressers are the "men dressing as women for jollies" that they accuse trans women of being.

I mean, not a problem like a fascist, obviously, but interesting to see the supposed feminists being fine with those "skilts".

[Cold Meat Platter]

Those novelty kilts have existed for ages. Craig Hill's been wearing them for as long as I've been aware of him.

[Barry Admin]

edit: just noticed the lobster shirt. That's a Jordan Peterson thing.

Ohhhhh. I thought it was Spider-Man. I was gonna call him a nonce or a big beardy groomer.

[Jollity]

He may be that too

[peteprodge]

It must be absolute hell living in Debbie Hayton's head.  You have to be seriously unhealthy to keep hanging around people who hate you that much.

Debbie Hayton has the same energy as Abdul Rafiq...

https://hopenothate.org.uk/2013/11/05/sunderland-drug-dealer-threatens-muslim-edl-member/

[king_tubby]

Cockwomble? They're going full on #FBPE!

[buttgammon]

Please don't let these fucking cunts ruin dinosaurs.

I bet they also have strong views about what constitutes a dinosaur. "A pterodactyl is just a bird in a dress".

[pigamus]

Would you let a stegosaurus get changed next to your daughter?

[Better Midlands]

Would you let a stegosaurus get changed next to your daughter?

No.

[HamishMacbeth]

it was a box of Father Ted photos from the show's make-up artist/designer, Christine Cant, who he patronisingly called his "make-up lady" (she is a prestigious makeup designer who's worked on loads of quality shows before and since), who lived in Airdrie near Millar where he was sleeping over.

Another of his hilarious attempts to pretend his current audience has some overlap with his Father Ted / IT Crowd audience.

[bgmnts]

Why is the triceratops the same size as the woman?

[phantom_power]

Why is the triceratops the same size as the woman?

Because otherwise it would be weird

[racecar bed indy 500]

So did we ever find out if hateful wretch Julia Long was hateful wretch JL from the griefstack? If they are the same person what do we think Graham will do since she did this to apparently a friend of his?

[king_tubby]

Chuck Tingle's dinosaur sex books are full of trans dinosaurs.

[thewomb]

I think that person's called Jennifer, although not the trans widows Jennifer he also has an interview with. 

[NeaX]

Why is the triceratops the same size as the woman?

Something to do with triceratop surgery

[Better Midlands]

They're leaning into this Tunnock's thing.