XIInner: 12 Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers! A bonkers dozen

[idunnosomename]

he doesn't half look like Hitler with that hairdo

Banana police
Arrest this man
He talks in tweets
He shudders like a jeep
His pants are covered in cum

[imitationleather]

Ahahaha. Great stuff.

[retsuza]

he doesn't half look like Hitler with that hairdo

It's the very pronounced philtrum too - the shadow make it look like a hitler stache.

[Better Midlands]

he doesn't half look like Hitler with that hairdo

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

His latest 'What I'd Be Posting on Twitter if I Was Still on There' is particularly bleak because it leads with him telling everyone to watch Jim Jarmusch's 'Gimme Danger' from 2016 which he apparently has just seen.

shhh don't tell the cunt

[Jumblegraws]

he doesn't half look like Hitler with that hairdo

They Lost Glinner's Brain

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Iggy Pop is absolutely rocking that dress

EDIT: google "Patrick Stewart in drag" it's amazing

[Steven88]

Jennifer Aniston is looking rough.

[Pimhole]

Hitler
Has only got one ball

[king_tubby]

Talking of Hitler:

[idunnosomename]

look I was born on the 88th of dodecember. i cant help it

[madhair60]

Has Glinner written anything about the Olympic runner, Agnes Tirop, who has been murdered by her husband at the age of 25?

[racecar bed indy 500]

Talking of Hitler:

Ah yes the nazis, the ones that are famously known for honesty and by that i mean lying, backstabbing each other, breaking truces, and racist propaganda. Also notable in this particular context because TERFs compare us to them, meanwhile you have well... this. A;; the online nazis supporting them.

Speaking of wretched TERF poetry tho, since its been brought up, saw this recently on r/terfpoems (yes this is enough of a habit of theirs a whole subreddit exists for posting and mocking examples of it)

Content warning for the usual everything pretty much
https://www.reddit.com/r/terfpoems/comments/p6qrnd/subtitle_little_pink_protrusion/

I'm still amazed at the sheer audacity it takes to spend half the poem shitting on trans women, calling us ugly and delusional and scary only to pivot in the 2nd and talk about being kind and open-hearted. I should be used to it now because this is just what this lot is like and yet I'm still newly blown away about it because its in the span of like 2 minutes.

[Kankurette]

I wonder why a supporter of an ideology that hates LGBT people might be supporting the LGB Alliance.

Anyway, The Testimony of Graham Linehan (with apologies to the Unthanks):

It's good of you to ask me, sir
To tell you how I spend the day
Well, on the social media, sir
I bumlick terves to earn my pay
The terves are full of bile, kind sir
Trans people live rent free in their heads
It isn't feminist, but sir
You've got to earn your daily bread

I used to write for Father Ted
But my career got worn away
You see these cum-stained jeans I've got
It shames me like I just can't say[nb]This is a lie. Glinner has no shame.[/nb]
A lady's hands are lily-white
Unless the lady has a cock
And since I get banned all the time
I've gone and made another sock

I used to be respectable
But sir, I went and sold my soul
I am the King of Feminists
I've disappeared up my own hole
The sites, the tweets, the poems, kind sir
The terves and I, we have no shame
The TRAs complain, but what's the use?
I've got another username

Now sometimes, sir, I stalk Mermaids
Those types are sick, look what they did
They're going to come into our schools
And trans our poor innocent kids
And when I read replies, I'm scared
Those horrid TRAs will batter me
With nasty tweets, banana jokes
They're loving this on CaB

All the handmaids laugh at me
And sir, I really don't get why
Those women should be thanking me
They don't appreciate how I try
Great big transes in the bogs
The thought of it, I really dread
I'm tweeting about women's rights
And sleeping in a racecar bed

You tweet about unimportant things
The death of Sarah Everard
But now it's 2021
And you and me, we're miles apart
A hundred years or more will pass
And by then, dinosaurs will have died
So please accept ungrateful wanks, o feminists
At least I tried

[madhair60]

Brava.

[retsuza]

Talking of Hitler:

Ignoring the fact that someone with a nazi username is going to be disingenous anyway, you can easily go to LGB Alliance's site's Campaigns and see that it's all just anti trans stuff.

They don't even make a little bit of an effort to pretend to be campaigning for gay, lesbian or bisexual people.

ETA: also, this: https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1448576376970285056?s=20

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Has Glinner written anything about the Olympic runner, Agnes Tirop, who has been murdered by her husband at the age of 25?

"Letting AGP males compete in women's sports is an insult otawe[ag\hdszhbio n\;on\cn;i\ZX;OVDIJZ\;ODZO;\IN Z\

...sorry, attempting to channel Glinner made my brain short out briefly

[Barry Admin]

Content warning for the usual everything pretty much
https://www.reddit.com/r/terfpoems/comments/p6qrnd/subtitle_little_pink_protrusion/

I'm still amazed at the sheer audacity it takes to spend half the poem shitting on trans women, calling us ugly and delusional and scary only to pivot in the 2nd and talk about being kind and open-hearted. I should be used to it now because this is just what this lot is like and yet I'm still newly blown away about it because its in the span of like 2 minutes.

"...and would you one day take a piss,
In a lavatory designed for a miss?"

Fucking hell. This Goldie Lookin Chain one is even worse:

https://i.redd.it/ipsq1y6ahuo61.png

"The toilets are open to anyone who wants them." What a fucking nightmarish dystopia mate.

[jobotic]

Just in case you wanted to give Nolan the benefit of the doubt

https://twitter.com/StephenNolan/status/1448377495036772353

Look at the dinosaur pricks replying to him with their deep gratitude.

[imitationleather]

"...and would you one day take a piss,
In a lavatory designed for a miss?"

Fucking hell. This Goldie Lookin Chain one is even worse:

https://i.redd.it/ipsq1y6ahuo61.png

"The toilets are open to anyone who wants them." What a fucking nightmarish dystopia mate.

Was genuinely frightened that the actual GLC had made an anti-trans song there for a moment.

[sophie.pilbeam]

America's about to peak again. Source: Fox News, Rebel Media, and a blog called "Restore America".

We were talking yesterday about the gradual drift from "The left are losing ground by engaging with trans issues" to "I feel alienated that the left are engaging with trans issues" to "Oh fuck it, I'm right-wing now", so worth noting that it opens with:

A scandal the Left will be unable to ignore

The enemy isn't "The [Adjective] Left" anymore, it's just "The Left".

[idunnosomename]

Nolan does the boomer autocomplete spaces before punctuation that Suzanne Moore does . lmao .

[first skeleton on mars]

Fucking hell. This Goldie Lookin Chain one is even worse:

https://i.redd.it/ipsq1y6ahuo61.png

it's like someone trained a chatbot on the SGB

eta:

I know my fucking pronouns you better know them too
As a NB I'm teaching you a lesson
Misgender me & you'll face my AK-47

ignore previous statement, I like this now

[first skeleton on mars]

_{not good with computer}

[retsuza]

America's about to peak again. Source: Fox News, Rebel Media, and a blog called "Restore America".

We were talking yesterday about the gradual drift from "The left are losing ground by engaging with trans issues" to "I feel alienated that the left are engaging with trans issues" to "Oh fuck it, I'm right-wing now", so worth noting that it opens with:

The enemy isn't "The [Adjective] Left" anymore, it's just "The Left".

Also quotes from Matt Walsh of the Daily Wire, who manages to be even more annoying and conservative than his boss Shapiro, and I'm not even joking.

[Barry Admin]

it's like someone trained a chatbot on the SGB

Yeah, I was gonna say, they're all like that. They all cite Eddie Izzard and whatever other shite Linehan spouts.

[Barry Admin]

You should see that blokes timeline, he just shits out transphobic shit every day at an absolutely alarming rate, and nothing else, just like the rest of them. And more songs like this:

"Only women have a cervix" - https://mobile.twitter.com/SinclairJM1987/status/1443168227555782669

That's right, you knows what I'm saying.
Only women have got the goods, and no complaining.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when Keir was having a smoke.

[JaDanketies]

Goldie Lookin' Chain need to get writing the Cease and Desists.

"Your mother's got a cervix" would've been much funnier anyway, as well as being a recognisable parody

[LemenTheGent]

[Mister Six]

"...and would you one day take a piss,
In a lavatory designed for a miss?"

Fucking hell. This Goldie Lookin Chain one is even worse:

https://i.redd.it/ipsq1y6ahuo61.png

"The toilets are open to anyone who wants them." What a fucking nightmarish dystopia mate.

Bit confused by that one, since it tells LGB Alliance to "eat crap". I think it's actually pro-trans, given that the original song was a parody of conservative lies in mainstream media (ie. transgender people are no more of a threat than rappers).

EDIT: Ah, no, I saw your other link. He's just a cunt, then.