Shat in space

[Das Reboot]

Baldly going where no hairpiece has gone before:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58792761

[JamesTC]

James Doohan beat him.

[Glebe]

Not sure The Shat will be able to cope up there.

[Alberon]

James Doohan beat him.

And properly into orbit as well not just a short hop on the USS Dildo.

Is this the new space race - to see who can put the oldest person up there? Shame Captain Tom is dead.

[Glebe]

James Doohan beat him.

Not surprised, he's pretty handy with those fists!

[JamesTC]

Is this the new space race - to see who can put the oldest person up there? Shame Captain Tom is dead.

Prince Phillip will be next up. 100 years and not out... of orbit yet!

[ajsmith2]

Thought this was gonna be about the Apollo 10 mission where one of the 3 crewmembers did a shite that floated around the ship but none of them would own up to it.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop

[shiftwork2]

This is in 8 days.  Bit risky leaving it that long.

[mothman]

He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

[shiftwork2]

He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

Because William Shatner.

[Chollis]

He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

Because of what happened over Macho Grande

[JamesTC]

He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

The person who runs Shatner's Twitter account seems unhinged.

[mothman]

Because of what happened over Macho Grande

I feared 'twas thus.

The person who runs Shatner's Twitter account seems unhinged.

This is more likely, but it's still mildly galling.

[steve98]

Thought this was gonna be about the Apollo 10 mission where one of the 3 crewmembers did a shite that floated around the ship but none of them would own up to it.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop

CREW MEMBER reporting routine data to Control: "35 degrees to latitude, twin pitch on the booster input at 18 Newtons per second squa aww here's another goddamn turd!"

[Goldentony]

WHOS THE CAT THAT WONT COP OUT WHEN THERES SPACE ALL ABOUT

[evilcommiedictator]

He's 90, the dude is going to have his heart blow out in the harness on launch

[Cold Meat Platter]

Because of what happened over Macho Grande

Over Macho Grande?

[earl_sleek]

He's gonna be the first person to die of old age in space.

[Cold Meat Platter]

They could just cunt him out the airlock.

[mothman]

[Captain Z]

Over Macho Grande?

No, Unger was Macho Grande.

[thenoise]

The ghosts of a thousand sacrificial security guards are out there somewhere... waiting.

[The Mollusk]

Mate, the voyage is 10 mins long? What a load of shit. Bill will have only just switched from his reading glasses to his outer space viewing glasses before Bezos is like "right that's enough space for you old man, bring the cunt down and get that marathon of Murder She Wrote queued up".

[Attila]

Will he be up there long enough to shout 'KHAN?!' though.

[The Mollusk]

Nope.

[Attila]

'K....'

[Icehaven]

Has anyone actually died in space? Not when launching or returning, while actually in space, doing a space walk that went wrong or something. Maybe a Russian.

[Jittlebags]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11

[Alberon]

Yeah, just them. The retros had just fired to bring them down, but they weren't in the atmosphere then.

[Icehaven]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11

Blimey. At least they got to do some space stuff first, be gutting to explode before you even got there like the Challenger lot.