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Shat in space
« on: October 04, 2021, 07:36:24 PM »
Baldly going where no hairpiece has gone before:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58792761

JamesTC

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2021, 07:42:26 PM »
James Doohan beat him.

Glebe

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2021, 07:50:34 PM »
Not sure The Shat will be able to cope up there.


Alberon

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2021, 08:00:59 PM »
James Doohan beat him.

And properly into orbit as well not just a short hop on the USS Dildo.

Is this the new space race - to see who can put the oldest person up there? Shame Captain Tom is dead.

Glebe

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2021, 08:07:25 PM »
James Doohan beat him.

Not surprised, he's pretty handy with those fists!


JamesTC

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2021, 08:12:55 PM »

Is this the new space race - to see who can put the oldest person up there? Shame Captain Tom is dead.

Prince Phillip will be next up. 100 years and not out... of orbit yet!

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2021, 08:57:28 PM »
Thought this was gonna be about the Apollo 10 mission where one of the 3 crewmembers did a shite that floated around the ship but none of them would own up to it.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2021, 09:00:08 PM »
This is in 8 days.  Bit risky leaving it that long.

mothman

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2021, 09:06:16 PM »
He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

shiftwork2

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2021, 09:10:04 PM »
He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

Because William Shatner.

Chollis

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2021, 09:14:52 PM »
He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

Because of what happened over Macho Grande

JamesTC

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2021, 09:17:06 PM »
He blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why.

The person who runs Shatner's Twitter account seems unhinged.

mothman

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2021, 09:19:25 PM »
Because of what happened over Macho Grande

I feared ‘twas thus.
The person who runs Shatner's Twitter account seems unhinged.

This is more likely, but it’s still mildly galling.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2021, 10:44:38 PM »
Thought this was gonna be about the Apollo 10 mission where one of the 3 crewmembers did a shite that floated around the ship but none of them would own up to it.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop

CREW MEMBER reporting routine data to Control: "35 degrees to latitude, twin pitch on the booster input at 18 Newtons per second squa aww here's another goddamn turd!"


Re: Shat in space
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2021, 10:55:46 PM »
WHOS THE CAT THAT WONT COP OUT WHEN THERES SPACE ALL ABOUT

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2021, 11:04:03 PM »
He's 90, the dude is going to have his heart blow out in the harness on launch

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2021, 11:06:03 PM »
Because of what happened over Macho Grande

Over Macho Grande?

earl_sleek

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2021, 11:06:24 PM »
He's gonna be the first person to die of old age in space.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2021, 11:07:19 PM »
They could just cunt him out the airlock.

mothman

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2021, 11:39:28 PM »

Captain Z

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2021, 01:23:37 AM »
Over Macho Grande?

No, Unger was Macho Grande.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2021, 07:23:56 AM »
The ghosts of a thousand sacrificial security guards are out there somewhere... waiting.

The Mollusk

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2021, 07:30:30 AM »
Mate, the voyage is 10 mins long? What a load of shit. Bill will have only just switched from his reading glasses to his outer space viewing glasses before Bezos is like “right that’s enough space for you old man, bring the cunt down and get that marathon of Murder She Wrote queued up”.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2021, 07:35:52 AM »
Will he be up there long enough to shout 'KHAN?!' though.

The Mollusk

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2021, 08:06:30 AM »
Nope.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2021, 08:39:44 AM »
'K....'

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2021, 10:18:13 AM »
Has anyone actually died in space? Not when launching or returning, while actually in space, doing a space walk that went wrong or something. Maybe a Russian.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2021, 10:34:31 AM »

Alberon

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2021, 11:37:40 AM »
Yeah, just them. The retros had just fired to bring them down, but they weren't in the atmosphere then.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2021, 11:46:35 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11

Blimey. At least they got to do some space stuff first, be gutting to explode before you even got there like the Challenger lot.

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