Shat in space

[bgmnts]

I think the most gutting would be to make the space launch and return no problem but bang your head on the hatch exiting the vehicle on Earth and die.

[Icehaven]

I think the most gutting would be to make the space launch and return no problem but bang your head on the hatch exiting the vehicle on Earth and die.

And given your muscles get all wasted in space it's quite possible you could fall down the ladder while climbing out and break your neck. That's also what you'd be remembered for, regardless of what astronautical heroics you'd performed.

[Johnny Yesno]

Mate, the voyage is 10 mins long? What a load of shit. Bill will have only just switched from his reading glasses to his outer space viewing glasses before Bezos is like "right that's enough space for you old man, bring the cunt The Cock down and get that marathon of Murder She Wrote queued up".

ftfy

[poo]

thought of him up there touching himself is juicing me big time

[Alberon]

To do it properly they do need to send him up there with a space babe [nb]in soft focus naturally[/nb] that he can seduce. Then it'd be just like old times.

[Twit 2]

thought of him up there touching himself is juicing me big time

Imagine his zero gravity cum bubbles bouncing off your eyeballs.

[mothman]

Imagine his zero gravity cum bubbles bouncing off your eyeballs.

Real reason finally revealed for removal of vocals from original Star Trek theme tune.

[Blumf]

Happening soon, around 0300h BST

Watch Shat go splat (starts 1330h BST):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEhdlIor-do

[TrenterPercenter]

Lisa Stansfield leaves the thread disappointed

[madhair60]

his spaceship has exploded causing his death!!

[TrenterPercenter]

his spaceship has exploded causing his death!!

IT'S ThE one THING we Didn't WanT to HAPPEN

[The Dog]

Be funny if the rocket just stays there and the earth gets shot downwards.

[Malcy]

That commemorative coin presentation was really awkward but saved expertly by the Shat's "Heads we go, tails we don't" comment.

[Blumf]

Them all drawing postcards like 5 year olds was cringe-worthy too. Really not selling these joy rides. If you spunked up a few million or whatever for this you'd expect better.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Mate, the voyage is 10 mins long? What a load of shit. Bill will have only just switched from his reading glasses to his outer space viewing glasses before Bezos is like "right that's enough space for you old man, bring the cunt down and get that marathon of Murder She Wrote queued up".

What if he didn't bring his dentures, he won't be able to chew the skittles!

[PlanktonSideburns]

this has a similar vibe to the roal wedding/funeral coverage

[PlanktonSideburns]

nice they let the spacepeople choose their own names

[PlanktonSideburns]

FIRST FULL BLOWN AUSTRAILAN TO GO TO SPACE

[Malcy]

The presenters are fucking awful.

[PlanktonSideburns]

FUN CEREMONIAL BELL

these guys wouldnt know a fun or a cememony if it buggered them in a velvet basment

[PlanktonSideburns]

im imagining a pre launch bgmnts scenario where every last one of these people bang thier heads on the doorway on the way in and die, one after another

[PlanktonSideburns]

should there be steam coming out of the escape jeb?

[Das Reboot]

What's the current thinking on Shat's hair situation these days? I mean, does he still favour the artificial enhancement or is it a scraping of back, sack and crack follicles fused to his dome?

[TheGingerAlien]

At what point do they fit Bill's piss sack?  I'm guessing if it was back at astronaut camp that he's filled it already.

[PlanktonSideburns]

should there be steam coming out of the escape jeb?

hologram

At what point do they fit Bill's piss sack?  I'm guessing if it was back at astronaut camp that he's filled it already.

sgonna be the first piss powered space trip

[PlanktonSideburns]

geoffs got out! shats, its a TRAP

[Captain Z]

should there be steam coming out of the escape jeb?

It's just from the steamed clams they're having.

[TheGingerAlien]

gonna be the first piss powered space trip

Buzzing.  Can they all have a shit together once they're sub-orbital too?  Asking for a wealthy friend.

[PlanktonSideburns]

wonder who was/is the first person to be thouroughly underwelmed by space

'bullshit. you can see most of it from earth at night'

[Cerys]

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