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PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2021, 03:23:53 PM »
it was buzz wasnt it

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2021, 03:24:28 PM »
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is that a reference to squatting over the toilet from cistern height?

Mr_Simnock

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2021, 03:24:56 PM »
They are just delaying the launch again. Obviously Shat's had a massive crap in his suit and the smell is hell, they have an expert team in now clearing his kanga pads.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2021, 03:25:14 PM »
genuinley dont know how i would react if these guys exploded

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2021, 03:26:59 PM »
is there any chance that jeff bezos could be killed in this

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #65 on: October 13, 2021, 03:28:18 PM »
is there any chance that jeff bezos could be killed in this

no, sly cunts cut the breaks and slid out the back

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #66 on: October 13, 2021, 03:28:31 PM »
genuinley dont know how i would react if these guys exploded

What are the actual odds?  50/50? And a 10% chance of that?

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #67 on: October 13, 2021, 03:29:06 PM »
bill-shats going to lamp someone here


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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2021, 03:29:30 PM »
is that a reference to squatting over the toilet from cistern height?

Not entirely.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2021, 03:30:13 PM »
i have the amusing observation to make that this spaceship looks a little like the male organ!

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2021, 03:30:44 PM »
is there any chance that jeff bezos could be killed in this

He’s not onboard.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2021, 03:31:27 PM »
In all those futuristic visions of space stations you never saw a couple of portaloos dumped at the side of the driveway did you.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2021, 03:32:03 PM »
He’s not onboard.
yeah i know thats why im asking

Captain Z

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2021, 03:32:13 PM »
He’s not onboard.

Still, though, there's always a chance it could land on him.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2021, 03:32:21 PM »
bill-shats going to lamp someone here



That's just a behind the scenes picture from Star Trek Generations.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #75 on: October 13, 2021, 03:35:46 PM »
hes oviously getting the same higland sheep gland injections tom jones is getting

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2021, 03:36:45 PM »
That's just a behind the scenes picture from Star Trek Generations.

Malcolm McDowell has changed.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #77 on: October 13, 2021, 03:39:43 PM »
Ahh, I was just about to ask if this holding at 15mins is normal (if they did it last time?) but its restarted now.

The delay must mean the buildup of farts in that capsule will be pretty bad right now.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #78 on: October 13, 2021, 03:41:35 PM »
Malcolm McDowell has changed.

Think that might be Rick Berman in the goggles.

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #79 on: October 13, 2021, 03:41:57 PM »
He’s not onboard.

Imagine if he died though

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #80 on: October 13, 2021, 03:43:40 PM »
Ahh, I was just about to ask if this holding at 15mins is normal (if they did it last time?) but its restarted now.

The delay must mean the buildup of farts in that capsule will be pretty bad right now.
can open a window surely

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #81 on: October 13, 2021, 03:50:06 PM »
buckle up Hooker!  showtime

Captain Z

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #82 on: October 13, 2021, 03:50:15 PM »
May the force be with you, Captain Spock.

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #83 on: October 13, 2021, 03:52:34 PM »
gutted

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #84 on: October 13, 2021, 03:54:26 PM »

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Re: Shat in space
« Reply #85 on: October 13, 2021, 03:54:39 PM »
When are they sending Colin Baker up there?

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #86 on: October 13, 2021, 03:56:42 PM »
When are they sending Colin Baker up there?

After Cheryl, but before Danny I think

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #87 on: October 13, 2021, 03:57:25 PM »
they're sending up all of them. they're having a party. Peter Davison's passed out on the couch

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #88 on: October 13, 2021, 04:01:51 PM »
They say seeing the Earth from space is a humbling experience. I wonder what effect it'll have on Shatner

Re: Shat in space
« Reply #89 on: October 13, 2021, 04:02:45 PM »
it really is dystopian that amazon.com has taken over spaceflight from the US government and it's trumping it up by sending a 90-year-old William Shatner and putting it on YouTube with constant fawning from lackeys

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