Shat in space

[Dr Trouser]

Did she just say that the astronauts were going to have a 'champagne shower'?

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[idunnosomename]

"William Shatner's a singer: now we're sending the poets, the artists into space"

fuck me

[Blumf]

When are they sending Colin Baker up there?

Out of all the Doctors I think Sylvester McCoy would be the best to shoot up in a big penis looking rocket.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Did she just say that the astronauts were going to have a 'champagne shower'?

Astronauts are notorious piss freaks. If anything, the space exploration is secondary to the piss.

[Captain Z]

Mate, those parachute lines are designed to withstand deceleration from free-fall, you're not going to be able to pull them off.

[idunnosomename]

time for some hootin and hollerin

[TheGingerAlien]

How much did all that cost?  Cos it was utterly, utterly underwhelming.  If you're a paying customer can you opt-out of all the Bezos selfies / back-slapping etc?

[Captain Z]

Humming of farts

[Dr Trouser]

'first Australian to go to space..... and back'

Some pretty sinister implications in that statement

[idunnosomename]

they talk about how reusable these spaceships are, but they'll have to scrap this one after they realise they cant get the smell of this fat old cunt out of it

[Mr Trumpet]

Bless, he seems genuinely overcome

[Captain Z]

Fucking keep it light, Will.

[idunnosomename]

"best shit of me life, cheers jeff, although I'd give it ten minutes before you go in there"

[JamesTC]

His last mission was five years. This one lasted barely five minutes, the lazy cunt.

[Blumf]

Jez can't get away from the old man rambling

[Vitamin C]

Bezos obviously wants him to shut the fuck up so he can get on with the drinking.

[Lemming]

Bahahahaha the fuck's he on about. THE BLUE COVERING

[idunnosomename]

Jeff looks like he's praying for someone to come and join the conversation so he can just slip off and stop nodding at Shatner's bizarre rambling.

It really is like the horrible thing at a reception when you want to get a drink but some weirdo bore has you pinned

[madhair60]

ohhhh the feller from Star Trek!

[Blumf]

Keep this up Shatner, bore Bezos to death.

[Vitamin C]

Shat veering dangerously off brand by calling space "death". No matter, can be edited later.

[Captain Z]

Shatner's been talking for three times longer than the entire trip.

[Malcy]

I'm really delighted for him. He's so overwhelmed.

[Ted-Maul]

Bless, he seems genuinely overcome

I found what he said quite moving until i realised that i said pretty much the same thing whilst taking magic mushrooms for the first time.

[TheGingerAlien]

I'm really delighted for him. He's so overwhelmed.

I was thinking it was all a big expensive waste of time...  But it is genuinely heart warming to see the old boy so happy.  And Kojak unable to get away from his verbal diarrhoea

[idunnosomename]

imagine if you spent millions of dollars on a ticket into space and it was ruined by having sit next to this boring old cunt

[JamesTC]

Send John Lithgow next.

[idunnosomename]

not again!!

[katzenjammer]

Of all the terrible things Bezos has done, making space flight tacky and shit has to be up there with the worst of them

[Attila]

I was stuck in a meeting -- did he emerge from the capsule with a goatee beard and a sinister twinkle in his eye?