The girl with the vaginal smearing

[chveik]

88 is a very unfortunate name for a rotting flesh fragrance

[Shit Good Nose]

88 is a very unfortunate name for a rotting flesh fragrance

Yep.  But, rather boringly and un-controversially, just named after C&S's original Jermyn Street address.

[TrenterPercenter]

I'm looking for a new fragrance at the moment as it happens.


Anyone got any suggestions other than seminal fluid? Should I just rub a vagina on my neck before I go out?

[Spode]

The moment on Be Here Now where I realised Oasis had truly lost the plot.

[Cuellar]

I'm looking for a new fragrance at the moment as it happens.


Anyone got any suggestions other than seminal fluid? Should I just rub a vagina on my neck before I go out?

Cum

edit: sorry just read your post

[beanheadmcginty]

Gust of Clit (Gustav Klimt)

[Bernice]

What do you mean you invited the vicar round to the turbine hall for tea on the very day we piped in thick kilolitres of pussy smell?? My God, he'll be here any minute!

[gilbertharding]

Cod-yoghurt.

[Twit 2]

Gust of Clit (Gustav Klimt)

Camille Pissarrow

[TrenterPercenter]

Andy Warmhole

[Midas]

I'm looking for a new fragrance at the moment as it happens.


Anyone got any suggestions other than seminal fluid? Should I just rub a vagina on my neck before I go out?

rather than buying a manufactured fragrance you could fill your pockets with Pyrus calleryana petals, which should emit a strong seminal odour and work out cheaper in the long run.

[Bernice]

What do you mean you invited the vicar round to the turbine hall for tea on the very day we piped in thick kilolitres of pussy smell?? My God, he'll be here any minute!

Wait, it says in this book that the smell of vaginas can be neutralised by the smell of penises! Quick, boys, helicopter your knobs into these empty mason jars and seal them up once they're full of stank. According to my calculations, if we open them all up at the exact moment the vicar gets here, we might just get away with it!

________________________

Bye, then, Vicar! Give my regards to your wife, and to God also.

Well, that was close a close call! Still, all's well that ends well. Oh look, Margaret, we forgot to give him a jar of your homemade jam. No, no, it's right here, see. Well I don't know what was in the jar you gave hi- oh! Oh no!

______________________

Oh, it's a letter from the Vicar. 'Thanks again for having me round to your turbine hall. And tell Margaret her patê was divine!'

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[Blue Jam]

Marc Quim

[Blue Jam]

If you (the royal you) want to smell of sea water (as opposed to spunk), then Gillette Ocean Blast is about a tenth of the price of that nonsense.

A cologne that makes you smell like the beach? Imagine that, Jerry!

[thenoise]

I like the idea of an olfactory art exhibit. I'm not quite sure that the turbine hall is the right space for it - surely it should be quite intimate and dark, enclosed spaces to immerse yourself in different smells.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I like the idea of an olfactory art exhibit. I'm not quite sure that the turbine hall is the right space for it - surely it should be quite intimate and dark, enclosed spaces to immerse yourself in different smells.

Should have done it at Spearmint Rhino.

[imitationleather]

I reckon they should make the Turbine Hall smell like a lovely ashtray.

[thenoise]

Should have done it at Spearmint Rhino.

Two very powerful and contrasting scents there already.

[Goldentony]

[pigamus]

Paul Calf's got a point about "the olfactory and the optical", you're bound to sound pretentious talking like that outside of a scientific context

[TrenterPercenter]

Paul Calf's got a point about "the olfactory and the optical", you're bound to sound pretentious talking like that outside of a scientific context

Yes and also why aren't they being referred to as fannies

[pigamus]

What, artists?

[TrenterPercenter]

Yi argues, we are conditioned by cultural values. "We associate smells with the fanny. We associate the invisible with the fanny. We associate looking and doing shit and thinking and that, with the cock." she said whilst pissing herself a mug of urine to sniff.

[chveik]

[TrenterPercenter]

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/oct/06/anicka-yi-tate-modern-turbine-hall-commission-smell-vaginas?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Interestingly they've changed the title of the article now.

It now says "'I sculpt the air' – what does scent artist Anicka Yi have in store for Tate's Turbine Hall?"

[pigamus]

I think if you were in court on charges on pretentiousness "I sculpt the air" might have your defence lawyer with his head in his hands

[Johnny Yesno]

I think if you were in court on charges on pretentiousness "I sculpt the air" might have your defence lawyer with his head in his hands

People tend to leave the room when I sculpt the air.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I think if you were in court on charges on pretentiousness "I sculpt the air" might have your defence lawyer with his head in his hands

Adrian Newey demands retrial.

[Goldentony]

ART FORCES YOU TO TALK LIKE A TWAT ITS HOW YOU GET FUNDING, SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ALSO ARE MERELY FROM BISTOL ETC PLACES LIKE THAT SO ITS JUST WITHIN THEM FROM THE START, YOU EITHER GO ART, FARM OR KILL

[Johnny Yesno]

TL:DR:

Spoiler alert

It's designed to smell like cum

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. I actually had a little vial of it once, it smelled of sea water more than anything. It was actually quite nice but I was afraid to wear it in case it changed on my skin or anyone else could pick up the more

Spoiler alert

semeny

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notes.

Are you sure you got the right homophone?