Started doing old man stuff

[Brundle-Fly]

Saying "I am over 18" to the young cashier when buying booze in Aldi and immediately feeling shame. Actually, not being asked for ID in a bar in Vegas was the moment I crossed the Rubicon.

[jamiefairlie]

catching the eye of a, what I'm considering, an attractive older lady and suddenly realising she's looking at me in the same way.

Conversely, seeing anyone under 30 as just kids.

[Ferris]

Stopping for a look at a building site

Very good.

[Jasha]

Tap the car roof twice as the kids drive away

[beanheadmcginty]

Found myself careening down a hill in a out of control bathtub.

[Gurke and Hare]

For the first time since I started wearing glasses 10 years ago I just had my first proper "where the fuck are my glasses?" incident.

[Ray Travez]

Found myself careening down a hill in a out of control bathtub.

haha!

For the first time since I started wearing glasses 10 years ago I just had my first proper "where the fuck are my glasses?" incident.

I have at least one a day

*put phone down to look for glasses*

*five minutes later, find glasses*

"where's my fucking phone?"

[jamiefairlie]

haha!

I have at least one a day

*put phone down to look for glasses*

*five minutes later, find glasses*

"where's my fucking phone?"

"FFS wrong glasses! Just forget it!"

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

This week I tried to put a pair of reading glasses on top of the pair of reading glasses I was already wearing.

[Jasha]

Barely recognising half the England football line up

[itsfredtitmus]

Pissing yourself, etc? Yeah, same. I do it daily, me. Love a good piss, me, mate!

[itsfredtitmus]

finding the middle aisle of Lidl interesting