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« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2021, 07:16:33 PM »
The adonis only came round to check the drains so fair play to him.

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« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2021, 07:22:23 PM »
Tea bae rhythmically slaps a heavy teabag off his elbow and winks at you wife.

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« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2021, 07:26:57 PM »
Your mum.

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« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2021, 07:36:34 PM »
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! O word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear!
It's amusing as a dated insult for a man, but why is it now aimed at men who are a bit leftwing? (Or is it liberal?) Is it because being on the left is considered effeminate? And right wing is being a big tough manly man? Who is the majority readership of the daily mail again?
Yes. It's the idea that left-wing men are so unmanly they can't keep a woman and all we women really want is a big strong conservative alpha male to put us in our place. Either that or they'll happily sit back and let a big black man/immigrant fuck their wives.

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« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2021, 07:46:52 PM »
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! O word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear!Yes. It's the idea that left-wing men are so unmanly they can't keep a woman and all we women really want is a big strong conservative alpha male to put us in our place. Either that or they'll happily sit back and let a big black man/immigrant fuck their wives.

Wife: “Oh god yes, pound me with your big black cock”
Cuckold: “It’s not about race Amanda, it’s about class”

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« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2021, 07:48:49 PM »
She's on the bed on all fours. A six-foot-four muscled Adonis is penetrating her from behind. The Adonis wipes sweat from his brow as he continues to pound away. 'Take a good look,' he says to you, smirking. 'This is how you service a woman.'

Parklife!

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2021, 07:53:42 PM »
Wife: “Oh god yes, pound me with your big black cock”
Cuckold: “It’s not about race Amanda, it’s about class”

Very good

mothman

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« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2021, 08:00:55 PM »
This whole thread is a joy. At least a half-dozen laugh-out-loud responses already.

Buelligan

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« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2021, 08:15:37 PM »
'This is how you service a woman.'

Dinsdale's there in the inspection pit with Doug, Charles Paisley the Baby Crusher, a couple of film producers and a man they called Kierkegaard, who just sat there polishing the tools...


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« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2021, 09:09:24 PM »
I've actually done this. Years ago, my friend and I were invited by woman in a club for a threesome, and in the taxi back to her place, she pulled out her phone and called her husband to say she was coming home with us. Which wasn't something we had expected.

A few minutes later he's opening the front door and offering us both glasses of port (which my friend and I both refused because we were worried they might be nutters trying to drug us). A few more minutes, and he was sat in an armchair having a wank while he watched.

She made us use fake names, too. Mine was Oliver. I'm not an Oliver. It was all very confusing.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2021, 09:20:11 PM »
It's amusing as a dated insult for a man, but why is it now aimed at men who are a bit leftwing? (Or is it liberal?) Is it because being on the left is considered effeminate? And right wing is being a big tough manly man? Who is the majority readership of the daily mail again?

Basically yeah, as a feeble herbivorous milquetoast bootscraper you're left to merely observe what you could be enjoying, while the lusty red-blooded Chads/Legend Garys of this world are already out there, shagging the living daylights out of life. I assume that's what the analogy must be anyway. Also when shortened to "cuck" it's quite an aggressive-sounding syllable, so works pretty well as an insult I guess.
In some circles there's also a racist connotation, feeble leftie liberals standing by while the not white cars have sex with all the white lady cars.

bgmnts

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« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2021, 09:22:07 PM »
From my experience the cuckolding scene has a very weord racial connotation.

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« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2021, 09:25:06 PM »
Did anyone see this? Not a bad film. Really not for the fainthearted, mind. Fans of Channel 5 'erotic thrillers' will be pleased to see Monique Parent is still going strong.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8195518/

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« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2021, 10:34:00 PM »
Quite a few of the cuckold videos I have viewed for research purposes* involve the cuckold cleaning up the mess afterwards.
Putting the wine glasses in the dishwasher, hoovering up the crisp crumbs, and of course slurping another man's ejaculate from your partners ravished body (and occasionally giving the ravisher himself a quick lick and suck).

This element extinguishes the already extremely minimal interest I would have in this sort of thing. Even in the unlikely event of being invited to be the ravisher, I would be worried that the cuck would start weeping instead of wanking, or else fly into a homicidal rage. It being filmed and having 1m+ views on the internet is also a passion killer.

* Research to test the hypothesis that a male aged 45-54 could masturbate to completion while watching this genre of porn. My experiment showed that yes, he could.

mothman

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« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2021, 10:41:40 PM »
We can see you’ve put a lot of thought into this.

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2021, 11:07:19 PM »
I've actually done this. Years ago, my friend and I were invited by woman in a club for a threesome, and in the taxi back to her place, she pulled out her phone and called her husband to say she was coming home with us. Which wasn't something we had expected.

A few minutes later he's opening the front door and offering us both glasses of port (which my friend and I both refused because we were worried they might be nutters trying to drug us). A few more minutes, and he was sat in an armchair having a wank while he watched.

She made us use fake names, too. Mine was Oliver. I'm not an Oliver. It was all very confusing.

Love this story.

Two a simple person like me with a way more boring and linear idea of sexing, the idea of being like

 ‘no thanks, I won’t take a port off you incase it’s spiked, but for sure I’ll defo have sex with your wife while you watch and wank’

Is so totally non linear and mad that it makes me feel joy for all the crazy people out there

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« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2021, 11:08:27 PM »
From my experience the cuckolding scene has a very weord racial connotation.
Same, and it's why I hate the use of 'cuck' as an insult. Also see Poirot's post.

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2021, 11:13:54 PM »
Did anyone see this? Not a bad film. Really not for the fainthearted, mind. Fans of Channel 5 'erotic thrillers' will be pleased to see Monique Parent is still going strong.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8195518/

Every review on that site seems to be written by someone who has just been run over by a car

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« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2021, 11:15:51 PM »
Wasn't there an implication that Gareth from the Office found himself in this situation after meeting a couple in the nightclub episode?  He turns down the invitation from the woman to go home with them (she says her husband 'doesn't mind') and he rejects it in no uncertain terms, no way is he doing anything with another man, before being seen going past the camera in their motorbike sidecar.

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« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2021, 11:19:57 PM »
I've actually done this. Years ago, my friend and I were invited by woman in a club for a threesome, and in the taxi back to her place, she pulled out her phone and called her husband to say she was coming home with us. Which wasn't something we had expected.

A few minutes later he's opening the front door and offering us both glasses of port (which my friend and I both refused because we were worried they might be nutters trying to drug us). A few more minutes, and he was sat in an armchair having a wank while he watched.

She made us use fake names, too. Mine was Oliver. I'm not an Oliver. It was all very confusing.

The naming thing sounds like the bit in American Psycho where he brings two sex workers back to his flat and tells them that they're going to be called Sabrina and Christie.

I do hope the aftermath was better for you than it was for Sabrina and Christie...

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« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2021, 12:27:48 AM »
She made us use fake names, too. Mine was Oliver. I'm not an Oliver. It was all very confusing.

Did she refer to your mate as Stan?
Might you be an Oliver if you looked at it from that angle? If you were truly honest with yourself?

Did she look up to you at the point of no return and say "here's another fine mess you've gotten into me"?

Fair play for sharing that :D

I imagine she picked two lads together so that it wasn't too awkward and you didn't feel like you couldn't back out.
Were you alright? You come out of there giggling, with a good story to tell?

Johnny Foreigner

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« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2021, 12:31:42 AM »
It's overrated, especially if you are the one expected to perform and you have had too much wine.

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« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2021, 12:50:29 AM »
Hmmm, I've just realised, it's not brave to admit to being the cucker at all, is it?

Couldn't quite perform the task in hand. Being the living embodiment of intimidating masculinity, any other day of the week, fine, I'd be kicking sand into hubbies eyes, but you caught me at the wrong time, I'd had one too many pints (say this next time, don't mention wine).

Bit of a humble brag, you have to admit!

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« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2021, 12:55:56 AM »
Suffice it to say that never mind.

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« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2021, 01:25:49 AM »
I’d hate the thought of watching someone I love being fucked by another person.

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« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2021, 01:31:35 AM »
Suffice it to say that never mind.

What's that supposed to mean? I'm missing a Partridge reference or something?
I'm posting too much in the cuckold thread?
Mate. I haven't even had any wine.
I have the bare minimum ... normal levels of interest in this subject.

Rizla

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« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2021, 01:42:33 AM »
I'd rather make a nice cup of tea, and then watch another man drinking it.

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« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2021, 02:03:07 AM »
Tetley teafolk rolling up their sleeves and marching into your living room, single file with a look of determination. Phwoar.

Buelligan

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« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2021, 06:55:20 AM »
I’d hate the thought of watching someone I love being fucked by another person.

What if you were able to just see them as just a body.  Forget emotion, forget the past, everything you might share, all the vulnerabilities, secrets... Forget intimacy, everything that ties you to them, that made you love them, everything special or unique about them, try to see them as animated meat, existing only for your pleasure and you might enjoy it.

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« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2021, 07:15:10 AM »
Did she refer to your mate as Stan?
Might you be an Oliver if you looked at it from that angle? If you were truly honest with yourself?

That realisation was the worst thing to come out of that night.

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Fair play for sharing that :D

I've got loads of bizarre sex stories, it's just rare I get an opportunity to tell them :) 

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I imagine she picked two lads together so that it wasn't too awkward and you didn't feel like you couldn't back out.

Well, there's actually a coda to the story; a few months later, my same friend bumped into her in another club, and she ended up going back to his place. On that occasion, her husband came and picked her up...
 
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Were you alright? You come out of there giggling, with a good story to tell?

Absolutely. Everyone seemed to have a good time. Although I must have scared the shit out of her husband, as later in the evening I went upstairs to the toilet and accidently walked in on him tucked up in bed.

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