Doctors with exploding diarrhea thread

[Pink Gregory]

When I was living in Nagano I had a bike accident and spent a week in hospital with a busted noggin.

At the end of my stay the doctor showed me the CRT scans. My boss, who spoke a bit of English, had come to interpret for me. The doctor said a lot of stuff in Japanese and my boss nodded and then turned to me and said "The diarrhoea has completely stopped." I said "Well, that's good news." The doctor had enough English to know this was not quite an accurate translation and said "haemorrhage, haemmorrhage".

That's the nearest relevant anecdote I can contribute to this thread.

what is a haemorrhage but diarrhoea of the blood?

[rectorofstiffkey]

I'm astonished you were so emotionally invested in the shitter's own subjective experience that you couldn't separate yourselves from it, laugh and base the rest of your lives on that hilarious time you ran out of a restaurant holding hands.

Experiences like that are what good dates should be built on.

ah no, the problem was that we found it so funny that for the rest of the evening every time we locked eyes we started sniggering.  It was a really nice evening, just not a romantic one.

[Blue Jam]

what is a haemorrhage but diarrhoea of the blood?

Blood generally tends to be quite liquid at the best of times.

Perhaps a blood clot is constipation of the blood?

[Jittlebags]

A pound and a half of your finest Constipation Pudding please.

[Blue Jam]

Mr Rector

Mr Rectum more like

[TrenterPercenter]

Apparently restless anus syndrome is a thing.

actually, sounds quite nasty; related to the vid too.

https://bmcinfectdis.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12879-021-06683-7

[Fr.Bigley]

At last, an affliction I can wish on my enemies.