Whistling

[TrenterPercenter]

"O! aw I lav being werking classsss, dishwarta sandwichs aaand not-whistlin in tuuuun-nah!"

[BeardFaceMan]

I can't whistle. Ian Fleming says this means I'm gay.

I can only whistle when sucking (not cocks), what does that mean? (possibly involves cocks)

[kalowski]

I sometimes whistle at work. Usually come across someone who says, "Ooh, someone's happy."
I reply, "Not me".

[mothman]

Ian Fleming was FULL OF SHIT

That's the prevailing wisdom.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Ian Fleming was FULL OF SHIT

But, boy could he whistle.

[Johnny Foreigner]

My whistle is usually a tell-tale sign of my having recently wetted it.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

My Dad whistles all the time and I think he's a cunt. At some point he lost the filter between his brain and the outside world, so he just does it all the time, with no regard for anybody else. It's the tuneless variety too. It makes me want him to die, and that's a horrible thing for a son to say, but every time I'm over there he irritates the fuck out of me.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

grumpy

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Bashful

[Tony Tony Tony]

Don't forget the eighth dwarf Whistley.

Got thrown out of the gang because despite his monicker he couldn't hold the tune to Hi-Ho Its of to Work we go.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'll admit whistling can be annoying, but I am partial to a bit of whistling when the mood takes me. In my last place of employ, a couple of my lovely fellow workers took it upon themselves to write an official email of complaint about my workplace whistling ( I stopped doing it after I heard about this, fair play, I wasn't deliberately trying to annoy them, petty cunts though they were). My boss sent them an email back more or less telling them to fuck off and stop wasting his time. Which was nice.

[Paul Calf]

I think we should cut the guy some slack. Have you seen his mother? Right miserable cow.

[Ray Travez]

My boss sent them an email back more or less telling them to fuck off and stop wasting his time.

You could say... he told them to GO WHISTLE!

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[Clatty McCutcheon]

I think whistling can be an excellent form of musical self-expression for a certain type of otherwise largely silent man. Often these are rural men who might have implements to hand, so I think it's best to allow them this modest form of distraction, lest they turn to less peaceable forms of recreation.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I like the slightly creepy way whistling features in Peter Gabriel: Games Without Frontiers and Kissing the Pink: The Last Film I Ever Saw.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Classic Paedo

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I like the slightly creepy way whistling features in Peter Gabriel: Games Without Frontiers and Kissing the Pink: The Last Film I Ever Saw.

Also, the Smiths' How Soon Is Now ends with Mozza doing what sounds like an oddly tuneless whistled version of Whistle While You Work from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[Glebe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDX7ATO_Euk