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Impressions
« on: October 11, 2021, 06:21:37 PM »
Can you do any? I can only really mimic lines from films and stuff, so I can do a mean "Give dese people air!" from Total Recall, or "Sinn Fein is a legitimate political party!" from The Day Today, but any attempt to speak at length in a different voice always ends up going wrong.
Feel free to vocaroo the shit out of it, if you think you're hard enough.

Re: Impressions
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2021, 06:25:12 PM »
David Bowie albeit the Stella Street version

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2021, 06:25:26 PM »
I once met a drunk bloke from Norn Iron called Dermot who said, "If anyone touched my daughter I'd kill them with my bor honds" [bare hands]
I trot this impression out every now and then.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2021, 06:51:16 PM »
Uncorking a bottle of wine and decanting it. And the MGM lion if there is a jug or vase at hand.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2021, 09:38:19 PM »
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't knock your block off!


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Re: Impressions
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2021, 11:56:25 PM »
Alec Guinness.

"These blest merks, too accurate f'r sand peeeple"

...it's better in person.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2021, 12:39:00 AM »
Could do a reasonable Tony Benn.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2021, 01:01:32 AM »
I can do William Hague when I have had sixteen pints.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2021, 01:06:11 AM »
i can do a mean baby hitler

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2021, 02:17:09 AM »
i can do a mean baby hitler

not what you were sent back in time to do

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2021, 07:02:05 AM »
My impression of a normal, functional and relatively happy human being is very impressive 🥲

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2021, 07:30:01 AM »
Oooh Betty, the cat’s done a whoopsie in my beret

Just like that, not like that, just like that

Now then, now then, now then, how’s about that then guys and gals

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2021, 07:42:02 AM »
I can do William Hague when I have had sixteen pints.

Re: Impressions
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2021, 08:00:57 AM »
Savile, Harris, Hall, all the light entertainment nonces.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2021, 08:38:37 AM »
Here's my impression of you; you're a malcontent

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2021, 09:09:58 AM »
I wanna tell you a story

Not a lot of people know that


Re: Impressions
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2021, 09:13:54 AM »
Are you one of those people....?

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2021, 10:07:04 AM »
I like to say "I hung it on me wall" like Ringo Starr.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2021, 10:35:06 AM »
EXCELLENT TEAM WORK LADS!!!



Can’t do any of Wallace’s other lines though, for some reason.  Only that.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2021, 10:40:23 AM »
I do a fantastic Helen Keller

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2021, 10:42:55 AM »
Oooh Betty, the cat’s done a whoopsie in my beret

Just like that, not like that, just like that

Now then, now then, now then, how’s about that then guys and gals

Those are very good, spot on.

Re: Impressions
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2021, 10:45:11 AM »
I can do Bruce Forsyth's chin.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2021, 10:46:29 AM »
David Bowie albeit the Stella Street version

For many years I did Cornwell’s Bowie off Steve Wright In The Afternoon saying ‘sausages’.  Totally nailed it.

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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2021, 10:55:55 AM »
Oooh Betty, the cat’s done a whoopsie in my beret

Just like that, not like that, just like that

Now then, now then, now then, how’s about that then guys and gals

Zulus. Farsands of 'em.

Re: Impressions
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2021, 11:00:02 AM »
Those are very good, spot on.

Here hear. They read exactly as if it was the originals - Spencer, Cooper, Savile - typin them.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2021, 11:10:47 AM »
Who's this:

"Hello, I'm Tony Blair"

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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2021, 11:11:19 AM »
I like to say "I hung it on me wall" like Ringo Starr.
I say that all the time about anything I have indeed put on my wall. I don't think anyone ever gets it though

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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2021, 11:16:52 AM »
Who's this:

"Hello, I'm Tony Blair"

It's a very good Jon Culshaw.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2021, 11:17:21 AM »
Exactly right!

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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2021, 11:32:26 AM »
You've heard of Bruce Forsyth, well ... who's this then?
adthididididdidididididi agreeable to observe yoooooooo, abwibibibibib you can be as much as 4,000 pounds over but not a penny under, have a look at this Martha, yooooooour showcaseyyyyyadickhead

I saw him on the price is right yesterday and he was always going on about the lasses wobbling down the stairs. Fucking obsessed, looking down their tops when they spun that big wheel and stuff.
My sister always says that she's surprised nothing came out about him after he died.

I love that bit on House of fools where they're trying to do an impression of David Walliams and vic wobbled his head like Terry Wogan and goes "computer sez no"
and Bob's like "No, that's Terry Wogan"
and Vic goes "well, it's the same thing, innit?"
"No, it's not the same thing"

Ah, here it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rqDGI0gZSE

Aw, Bob, don't say "they're not the same person" that spoils it!

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