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Re: Impressions
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2021, 12:02:06 PM »
You should hear my Marcel Marceau.

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« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2021, 12:25:07 PM »
Pass the Marcel would be a great party game

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« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2021, 01:32:43 PM »
I like to say "I hung it on me wall" like Ringo Starr.

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« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2021, 02:31:40 PM »
Gear.

this is serious message i want to TELL YOU. all males will be TOSSED

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« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2021, 03:58:04 PM »
You've heard of Bruce Forsyth, well ... who's this then?
adthididididdidididididi agreeable to observe yoooooooo, abwibibibibib you can be as much as 4,000 pounds over but not a penny under, have a look at this Martha, yooooooour showcaseyyyyyadickhead

I remember Brucie being interviewed on something like the Des O'Connor Show and talking about that 'vuhvuhvuhvuhvuh' thing that Brucie impersonators always do, and he wasn't happy about it,  he was quite insistent that he never does that!

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« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2021, 07:30:45 PM »
Hank Hill & Boomhauer, I tell you h'what

Mickey Mouse/Itchy/generic squeaky cartoon voice

Savile, guys and gals, guy and gals

Really shit Christopher Lee

Seymour the elephant from Meet the Feebles

Steve van Zandt as Silvio Dante as Al Pacino as Michael Corleone

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« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2021, 07:49:16 PM »
Interesting to read our different "flavours" of Savile. My impression is usually the "Would you be-lieve" type.

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« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2021, 07:52:27 PM »
Was enjoying myself doing Kermit the Frog as Robocop the other day

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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2021, 02:18:03 AM »
Nowthen nowthen nowthen nowthen jingle jangle jewellery Showaddy. Waddy.

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Re: Impressions
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2021, 03:00:33 AM »
I do a mean Bruce Willis, pal. Shit, can’t believe I’m having to explain this when I don’t ever rely on that lousy Y-word or going barefoot.

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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2021, 03:09:47 AM »
I had a dream that I shared a lift with Bruce Willis and after plucking up the courage to ask him for a selfie he said no.

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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2021, 04:31:15 AM »
I used to do a highly regarded impression of one well known celeb doing an impression of another. Goes like this: "Now then, now then Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in me shell-suit. Uhuhuhuh."

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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2021, 06:56:35 AM »

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« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2021, 10:34:32 AM »
Anthony Hopkins

J-Sav, obviously

Darth Vader saying WHAT?

Leonard Rossiter

Bane

Paul McCartney

My old physics teacher

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« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2021, 10:38:01 AM »
I'll never forget ziggy starbucks/hclw's impression of Nelson Mandela.

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« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2021, 10:41:13 AM »
Darth Vader saying WHAT?

I can do those weird noises he makes after Luke twats him on the shoulder in Empire.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ooooowhhaaa!"

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« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2021, 10:50:19 AM »
I can do a good Leonard Rossiter impression too, albeit unintentionally. As I 've mentioned before, I've had the nickname " Rigsby" bestowed upon me on about four separate occasions, at School, University, Training Course and in the workplace. Still have a couple of friends who will address me as such ( " or Riggers"  ) to this very day.

Kenneth Williams going " No, Matron, No", also mentioned before whenever a variation of this thread comes up.


But not Michael Kenneth Williams going " No, Drugs, No ", that wouldn't be very nice.

Others ( as also previously mentioned):
John Cleese as Mr. Praline saying " ' Ello"
Incredibley Accurate Mark E. Smith

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« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2021, 12:31:21 PM »
Gaffer he do say down on farm Miss Diane gaffer do say.

Clue 1: He wore a bobble hat

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« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2021, 12:44:10 PM »
my bernard ingham has to be heard to be believed

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« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2021, 01:03:34 PM »
https://youtu.be/lJnDVSuR2X4?t=596

That's you that is.

Hee! One of those links where you know *exactly* what lurks beneath without clicking! I clicked anyways, because I wanted to re- watch Victor Spinetti doing some great deadpan comic acting, bettering even his performance in the Duggie Brown and Elizabeth Sladen- starring sit- com " Take My Wife" ( think it was called that, the usual " can't be fucked googling" thing.)

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« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2021, 07:55:12 AM »

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« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2021, 08:47:23 AM »
I love that bit on House of fools where they're trying to do an impression of David Walliams and vic wobbled his head like Terry Wogan and goes "computer sez no"
and Bob's like "No, that's Terry Wogan"
and Vic goes "well, it's the same thing, innit?"
"No, it's not the same thing"

Ah, here it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rqDGI0gZSE

Aw, Bob, don't say "they're not the same person" that spoils it!
God this is delightful. I love how Vic says "Would you look the computer's switched off."

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