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Glebe

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Porn in the oven.
« on: October 12, 2021, 09:32:28 PM »
ITV The Larkins: Fans all spot the same blunder involving Ma Larkin.

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During the episode, Ma Larkin put porn in the oven, but when she retrieved it, fans noticed she pulled out a chicken.

'Porn in the oven'.

canadagoose

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2021, 09:38:10 PM »
Wonder what kind of porn it was.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2021, 09:39:31 PM »
Wonder what kind of porn it was.

Spit roast

Glebe

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2021, 09:39:44 PM »
Wonder what kind of porn it was.

I imagine it was pretty hot!

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2021, 09:41:27 PM »
This puts a new spin on food porn!!!!!!!! I wonder if she was cooking a pescatarian meal!!!!!!!!!! Or something with Gorgonzola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glebe

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2021, 09:47:39 PM »
"What's for dinner love?"

"Porn."

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2021, 09:58:29 PM »

Baked some corn pone last night and shat out a porn cone today

Captain Z

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2021, 09:59:52 PM »
Porn on the hob

kalowski

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2021, 10:04:15 PM »
"Called it a goose"
I bet she did, the saucy lady!
Bloody perfick.

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2021, 10:05:19 PM »
Porn in the Oven: Ass Mark 69.

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2021, 10:09:28 PM »
"One said: “Anyone notice she put a huge leg or porn in the oven, but pulled out a chicken, but later called it a goose?"

kalowski

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2021, 10:09:43 PM »
Porn in the Oven
Molded, I was folded, I was preform-packed
Porn in the Oven
Commanded, I was branded in a plastic vac'
Surrounded and confounded by statistic facts

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2021, 10:10:26 PM »
Eagle eyed viewers spotted the mistake immediately and took to Twitter to giggle about the blunder.

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2021, 10:28:11 PM »
Something about a cock but I'm actually referring to a chicken!

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2021, 10:32:32 PM »
Chris Peacock?

touchingcloth

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2021, 10:38:27 PM »
I like porn, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Butchers Blind

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2021, 10:43:30 PM »
Where else are you going to keep your porn?

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2021, 10:45:56 PM »
In the bare fryer.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2021, 11:12:59 PM »
"What's for dinner love?"

"Porn."

No hang on it’s chicken now? Fucks going on here

Glebe

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2021, 11:18:20 PM »
"Love, why is there a raw ham hidden at the back of the wardrobe where my- aaahhh."

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2021, 11:36:44 PM »
ITV states: "From May Day fairs, to straw-man pram races and donkey derbies, there’s never a dull moment with The Larkins."

ITV states. Fucking journalism.
I bet there is a dull moment. I bet it's one long dull moment stretched out to fill an hour with adverts.

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2021, 11:42:48 PM »
Hey, Ma, that snack you’re rustling up for me smells perfick! Hey up, why’s it in the oven? And what are all those groaning noises and flashing lights and sirens coming from behind the door? Ma! I said I wanted to sit in my pants binging on hot popcorn, what are you like?”

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2021, 12:01:52 AM »
"We ho-ope it's nips, it's nips"

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2021, 12:17:38 AM »
Straw man pram race?

Oh I suppose you think everyone who doesn't love the EU is a thick racist? Well here's a thick racist made of straw and it's in a pram and it's in a race. A race to the gulag where you want to send it for not being perfickly woke probably.

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2021, 12:21:45 AM »
Porn in the oven
It's all on me
Anything you want done baby
A jazzer on gas mark 3

touchingcloth

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2021, 12:35:36 AM »
You know how all of these women in the fifties used to end up dead with their heads in the oven? What if this wasn’t so much deliberate as a forerunner to the newfangled thing of choking yourself in a wardrobe with an orange in your mouth?

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2021, 01:06:46 AM »
It's probably cop porn in the oven.

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2021, 02:31:55 AM »
I remember when my dad put Nuts in the oven. The cashews gave Delia's recipe a welcome crunch.

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2021, 03:29:14 AM »
"Hi guys so can I get you some porn for the table?"

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2021, 06:58:21 AM »
Eagle eyed viewers spotted the mistake immediately

I'd like to see some of these eagle-eyed viewers one day. I imagine they look pretty intriguing

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