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Porn in the oven.

Started by Glebe, October 12, 2021, 09:32:28 PM

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Glebe

ITV The Larkins: Fans all spot the same blunder involving Ma Larkin.

QuoteDuring the episode, Ma Larkin put porn in the oven, but when she retrieved it, fans noticed she pulled out a chicken.

'Porn in the oven'.

canadagoose

Wonder what kind of porn it was.

Fr.Bigley


Glebe


touchingcloth

This puts a new spin on food porn!!!!!!!! I wonder if she was cooking a pescatarian meal!!!!!!!!!! Or something with Gorgonzola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glebe

"What's for dinner love?"

"Porn."

Dex Sawash


Baked some corn pone last night and shat out a porn cone today


kalowski

"Called it a goose"
I bet she did, the saucy lady!
Bloody perfick.

bgmnts

Porn in the Oven: Ass Mark 69.

"One said: "Anyone notice she put a huge leg or porn in the oven, but pulled out a chicken, but later called it a goose?"

kalowski

Porn in the Oven
Molded, I was folded, I was preform-packed
Porn in the Oven
Commanded, I was branded in a plastic vac'
Surrounded and confounded by statistic facts

Eagle eyed viewers spotted the mistake immediately and took to Twitter to giggle about the blunder.

thenoise

Something about a cock but I'm actually referring to a chicken!

TrenterPercenter


touchingcloth

I like porn, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Butchers Blind

Where else are you going to keep your porn?


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Glebe on October 12, 2021, 09:47:39 PM
"What's for dinner love?"

"Porn."

No hang on it's chicken now? Fucks going on here

Glebe

"Love, why is there a raw ham hidden at the back of the wardrobe where my- aaahhh."

ITV states: "From May Day fairs, to straw-man pram races and donkey derbies, there's never a dull moment with The Larkins."

ITV states. Fucking journalism.
I bet there is a dull moment. I bet it's one long dull moment stretched out to fill an hour with adverts.

touchingcloth

Hey, Ma, that snack you're rustling up for me smells perfick! Hey up, why's it in the oven? And what are all those groaning noises and flashing lights and sirens coming from behind the door? Ma! I said I wanted to sit in my pants binging on hot popcorn, what are you like?"

baptist

"We ho-ope it's nips, it's nips"

jobotic

Straw man pram race?

Oh I suppose you think everyone who doesn't love the EU is a thick racist? Well here's a thick racist made of straw and it's in a pram and it's in a race. A race to the gulag where you want to send it for not being perfickly woke probably.

jobotic

Porn in the oven
It's all on me
Anything you want done baby
A jazzer on gas mark 3

touchingcloth

You know how all of these women in the fifties used to end up dead with their heads in the oven? What if this wasn't so much deliberate as a forerunner to the newfangled thing of choking yourself in a wardrobe with an orange in your mouth?

Johnny Yesno

It's probably cop porn in the oven.

I remember when my dad put Nuts in the oven. The cashews gave Delia's recipe a welcome crunch.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

"Hi guys so can I get you some porn for the table?"

Ray Travez

Quote from: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on October 12, 2021, 10:10:26 PM
Eagle eyed viewers spotted the mistake immediately

I'd like to see some of these eagle-eyed viewers one day. I imagine they look pretty intriguing