Author Topic: Porn in the oven.  (Read 1299 times)

TrenterPercenter

  • Rock the CABLADs
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2021, 08:16:29 AM »
Oh, popped my Razzle in the oven
So I can make it shine
We can bake up all the grot mags
even Readers Wives

Porn in an oven (Ooh, come on, baby)
Porn in an oven for me
Porn in an oven (Ooh, come on, baby)
Porn in an oven for me

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2021, 09:13:37 AM »
They wanna get my
They wanna get my
Porn in the oven
I ain't blind
Just a matter of time
Before you steal it
It's alright
Ain't no chicken in my eye

gilbertharding

  • Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin'
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2021, 09:27:53 AM »
Did anyone watch this?

I felt obliged, because they filmed bits of it very close to where I live, but it was shit.

shiftwork2

  • pies this is your time
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2021, 09:30:42 AM »
As a boy I always thought the park was the place to find intriguing pornography but no, it was in fact in the oven.  Goddamit.  Presumably there were legs of lamb and rice puddings flapping in the bushes.

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2021, 10:55:15 AM »
Did they have apple grumble for afters?

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2021, 10:58:02 AM »
When you’re putting porn in the oven you have to make sure it’s on the top shelf.

KennyMonster

  • Dance like The Goverment is watching.
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2021, 11:08:22 AM »

"No Ma, I said for meat-free-mondays we should try out some tasty QUorn recipes"

 

JamesTC

  • Helms calls for donut tax
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2021, 11:32:54 AM »
Too much porn left my old hard drive fried so I'll be sure to use this new storage method.

Twonty Gostelow

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Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2021, 01:53:43 PM »
Did anyone watch this?

I felt obliged, because they filmed bits of it very close to where I live, but it was shit.

I watched it because it's Simon Nye and I wondered if he might bring hints of How Do You Want Me? to it. He didn't really but I'll admit to quite enjoying it, even though introducing all the significant characters in the first episode made it seem rushed. Still, I love Amelia Bulmore, and Tony Gardner is always good.

I also feel like I have to defend it because the usual Farage fans and 'Just sayin' wankers have been flooding forums and BTL comments with complaints about the inclusion of Black and Asian characters.

gilbertharding

  • Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin'
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2021, 02:05:02 PM »
Perhaps I was being harsh - but to be honest I never saw the appeal of the David Jason iteration either. I wonder if the books are worth a read...

I too feel like defending it on that basis. I want to know - where in the HE Bates books does it say that Charley is white? I highly doubt it does.

And will his colour, in the current TV series, ever be mentioned? Will it prove to be a significant character trait, or will a plot point hinge on his ethnicity? I mean - we'll see.

Perhaps a black tax inspector, or an Asian school teacher might have been remarkable exceptions in post-war Kent... but this isn't a documentary is it?

But I've a feeling there's no point arguing with these people.

Glebe

  • You must have realism, Spike.
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2021, 02:17:28 PM »
When you’re putting porn in the oven you have to make sure it’s on the top shelf.

Zing!

Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2021, 04:09:19 PM »
I like chicken, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

jenna appleseed

  • "F••• you Captain Tom."
    • Blog for a Dennis Wilson (Beach Boys) charity fanzine.
Re: Porn in the oven.
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2021, 04:19:19 PM »
What did you expect from making Ron do the cooking?

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