Author Topic: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure  (Read 491 times)

touchingcloth

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Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« on: October 13, 2021, 10:42:28 AM »
To function properly, the inner edge of the turd must be placed on tissue that is supported by muscle, but the cheeks are composed of fatty tissue that by itself cannot support a normal anal embouchure.  A shitter whose ring's inner edge is habitually placed on the red (vermillion) of the upper cheek is using an embouchure that is not capable of producing the flexibility, strength, and endurance necessary for normal performance.  It should be avoided at all costs.

This thread definitely wasn't intended for HS Art, and should be seen as a corollary to the other cheek/shitting threads currently active in GB.

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2021, 12:07:00 PM »

Any tips to avoid developing Gillespie pouches?

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2021, 12:07:59 PM »
Any tips to avoid developing Gillespie pouches?

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2021, 04:35:13 PM »
Gecko sometimes refers to his or my arse as a beef trumpet.

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2021, 04:59:39 PM »
Gecko sometimes refers to his or my arse as a beef trumpet.

We all do.

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2021, 09:08:51 PM »
Can you play the Johnny Briggs theme with improved arse embouchure? Crimp is definitely an area I need to improve on.

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Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2021, 10:11:36 PM »
Bob Carolgees used his arse embouchure to play the saxophone solo on Baker Street so wonderfully.

Re: Tips to improve your arse's embouchure
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2021, 11:57:03 PM »
Pretty sure that was Elvis Costello’s dad’s arse.

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