Tips to improve your arse's embouchure

[touchingcloth]

To function properly, the inner edge of the turd must be placed on tissue that is supported by muscle, but the cheeks are composed of fatty tissue that by itself cannot support a normal anal embouchure.  A shitter whose ring's inner edge is habitually placed on the red (vermillion) of the upper cheek is using an embouchure that is not capable of producing the flexibility, strength, and endurance necessary for normal performance.  It should be avoided at all costs.

This thread definitely wasn't intended for HS Art, and should be seen as a corollary to the other cheek/shitting threads currently active in GB.

[Dex Sawash]

Any tips to avoid developing Gillespie pouches?

[Fr.Bigley]

Any tips to avoid developing Gillespie pouches?

Primal stream

[pancreas]

Gecko sometimes refers to his or my arse as a beef trumpet.

[touchingcloth]

Gecko sometimes refers to his or my arse as a beef trumpet.

We all do.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Can you play the Johnny Briggs theme with improved arse embouchure? Crimp is definitely an area I need to improve on.

[touchingcloth]

Bob Carolgees used his arse embouchure to play the saxophone solo on Baker Street so wonderfully.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Pretty sure that was Elvis Costello's dad's arse.