The Amazing Trouserteer

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Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The Amazing Trouserteer!

Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Everybody give a cheer (hooray!)

He has two legs
So he can walk
He is so great
We think he's great
He uses legs
To walk around

The Amazing Trouserteer!!!!!



(Willy Wonka, The Amazing Trouserteer)

[The Dog]

Hiya replies, notice you're using the character Willy Wonka there, I know there's significant royalties attached to the use of that quite dated character. Perhaps you'd like to save some money by using my brand new character instead? His name is Billy Bonka, he owns a magical plastics factory run by tiny trolls. I am willing to negotiate prices.

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I have a limited deal with Netflix to use the name Willy Wonka for my own brilliant schemes.  Only cost me a chief £8.99 for three days

[The Dog]

Wow, that's actually a pretty good deal. Does the package include Augustus Gloop?

[Glebe]

There's been a revolt among Trouserteers according to The Telegraph.

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Wow, that's actually a pretty good deal. Does the package include Augustus Gloop?

No, you need the chocolate factory package if you are seeking the children who were sealed inside its very fabric and never seen again (in the Gene Wilder film adaptation.  The only good version).