Jan's Dildo Garden trashed

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

I nearly went full Percy Thrower over this.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/jill-dando-memorial-garden-trashed-6042652

[jobotic]

Disgraceful. Do these young vandals have no respect for a TV presenter that died some years before they were born?

[bgmnts]

Disgraceful. Do these young vandals have no respect for a TV presenter that died some years before they were born?

I mean mindless vandalism is cunty anyway.

Brings out the inner tory in me and I want their favourite spot or their room absolutely wrecked.

[Johnny Foreigner]

I still have a copy of The Times with the Jill Dando murder on the front page. I don't know why I'm mentioning this, but it's probably relevant.

[touchingcloth]

Who was it killed her? Was Captain Tom, wasn't it?

[canadagoose]

"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

[Zetetic]

Possibly a "pergola".

[Mr_Simnock]

"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

It's what they are called if a yorkshireman builds it

[Twonty Gostelow]

Possibly a "pergola".

That's what it looks like in the photo too.

[touchingcloth]

Paedola?

[Zetetic]

That's a kind of boat.

[canadagoose]

Possibly a "pergola".

Oh yeah, it looks like one of those. "Pergoda" indeed.

[Twonty Gostelow]

Coincidentally I saw this yesterday.

[idunnosomename]

fucking awful all round really. but the woodwork does look really flimsy. it's round the back of the parish church and in front of what I guess is the Victorian rectory house.



I don't think it's being targeted for any reason other than it's shitty bits of wood you can kick over

[Cerys]

What if it wasn't vandals at all?  What if it was Jill herself, sending the world a message from beyond the grave?  I bet they haven't even considered the possibility of that.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

I had a sharp intake of breath over that. They've been known to talk about the Irish Boarder too.

[Jasha]

Wasn't Les Ferdinand in Weston at the weekend...

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Wasn't Les Ferdinand in Weston at the weekend...

With Dennis Wise...

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

https://youtu.be/oJXFwpM2txk

Ellis, Groom and Duncan with Percy Thrower at the end...

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Garden was a wanker that had it coming plain and simple

[shiftwork2]

Police have arrested Barry George again.

[Cerys]

"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

No - explanation here.

[The Mollusk]

What if it wasn't vandals at all?  What if it was Jill herself, sending the world a message from beyond the grave?

"I fucking hate pengolas or whatever they're called. Cheers."

[SpiderChrist]

Maybe they thought it was a pangolin.

[Mr Trumpet]

Police have arrested Barry George again.

He claims to be Alan Titchmarsh's cousin

[Shaky]

Just realised (again) she died on my 20th birthday, so I retrospectively dedicate that drunken, silly night to her. I maybe did at the time but I can't remember.

[Butchers Blind]

My friend is still insistent that Cliff Richard had her bumped off. No evidence of course.

[Jittlebags]

My friend is still insistent that Cliff Richard had her bumped off. No evidence of course.

Wouldn't be suprised, what with the Carol Decker dressing room incident.

[Jasha]

"It's not the first time the garden has been vandalised but it's some of the worst damage we've seen for a while.

"We cleared the debris away on Sunday when the damage was discovered."

Maybe it was just really windy Saturday night

[SpiderChrist]

My brother was working on her street the day she was shot. Got stopped and asked a load of questions by Johnny Law.

Spoiler alert

Barely had time to throw his gun into a bush.

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