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Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« on: October 13, 2021, 09:06:40 PM »

Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2021, 10:00:23 PM »
Disgraceful. Do these young vandals have no respect for a TV presenter that died some years before they were born?

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2021, 10:02:48 PM »
Disgraceful. Do these young vandals have no respect for a TV presenter that died some years before they were born?

I mean mindless vandalism is cunty anyway.

Brings out the inner tory in me and I want their favourite spot or their room absolutely wrecked.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2021, 10:03:15 PM »
I still have a copy of The Times with the Jill Dando murder on the front page. I don't know why I'm mentioning this, but it's probably relevant.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2021, 10:06:00 PM »
Who was it killed her? Was Captain Tom, wasn’t it?

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2021, 11:09:56 PM »
"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2021, 11:21:45 PM »
Possibly a "pergola".

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2021, 11:22:16 PM »
"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

It's what they are called if a yorkshireman builds it

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2021, 11:23:03 PM »
Possibly a "pergola".

That's what it looks like in the photo too.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2021, 11:25:02 PM »
Paedola?

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2021, 11:25:23 PM »
That's a kind of boat.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2021, 11:26:44 PM »
Possibly a "pergola".
Oh yeah, it looks like one of those. "Pergoda" indeed.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2021, 11:27:12 PM »
Coincidentally I saw this yesterday.


Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2021, 11:47:52 PM »
fucking awful all round really. but the woodwork does look really flimsy. it's round the back of the parish church and in front of what I guess is the Victorian rectory house.



I don't think it's being targeted for any reason other than it's shitty bits of wood you can kick over

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2021, 04:29:08 AM »
What if it wasn't vandals at all?  What if it was Jill herself, sending the world a message from beyond the grave?  I bet they haven't even considered the possibility of that.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2021, 05:51:31 AM »
"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?
I had a sharp intake of breath over that. They've been known to talk about the Irish Boarder too.

Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2021, 06:12:07 AM »
Wasn't Les Ferdinand in Weston at the weekend...

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2021, 06:13:45 AM »
Wasn't Les Ferdinand in Weston at the weekend...
With Dennis Wise...

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2021, 06:18:16 AM »
https://youtu.be/oJXFwpM2txk

Ellis, Groom and Duncan with Percy Thrower at the end...

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2021, 06:21:53 AM »
Garden was a wanker that had it coming plain and simple

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2021, 07:38:04 AM »
Police have arrested Barry George again.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2021, 07:58:20 AM »
"Pergoda"?! Do they mean "pagoda"?

No - explanation here.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2021, 08:44:24 AM »
What if it wasn't vandals at all?  What if it was Jill herself, sending the world a message from beyond the grave?

“I fucking hate pengolas or whatever they’re called. Cheers.”

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2021, 08:57:22 AM »
Maybe they thought it was a pangolin.

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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2021, 09:01:05 AM »
Police have arrested Barry George again.

He claims to be Alan Titchmarsh's cousin

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2021, 09:10:17 AM »
Just realised (again) she died on my 20th birthday, so I retrospectively dedicate that drunken, silly night to her. I maybe did at the time but I can't remember.

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2021, 09:31:59 AM »
My friend is still insistent that Cliff Richard had her bumped off. No evidence of course.

Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2021, 10:11:38 AM »
My friend is still insistent that Cliff Richard had her bumped off. No evidence of course.

Wouldn't be suprised, what with the Carol Decker dressing room incident.

Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2021, 10:15:00 AM »
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"It’s not the first time the garden has been vandalised but it’s some of the worst damage we’ve seen for a while.

“We cleared the debris away on Sunday when the damage was discovered.”

Maybe it was just really windy Saturday night

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Re: Jan's Dildo Garden trashed
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2021, 05:58:39 PM »
My brother was working on her street the day she was shot. Got stopped and asked a load of questions by Johnny Law. Barely had time to throw his gun into a bush.

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