new pine toilet

[Goldentony]

ohh mah gawd why this exist man, lord whoooo, fuckin my god this stinks of shit man and its all rotten there fuckin hell

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Shithole in ground with soil had dey time

Porcelain having dey time

Who next got dey time


Amma says Pine wood

[zomgmouse]

i think this is genius actually. to make the toilet out of the smell that masks the bad toilet smell. really whoever though of this must get a top government grant for future contributions to society. otherwise just a shining star of recognition - at least. props to the creator.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Don't believe the haters.

You get enough Ronseal on that bog, it'll last you a lifetime.

[GMTV]

Toilet + homestead

[Glebe]

And to complement this pine toilet how about putting a pine-fresh toilet freshener thing in it? So apt!

[Goldentony]

RONSEAL QUICK DRYIN SHITHOUSE

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Smells like Christmas all year round; maybe the first shit of Boxing Day.  What's the problem

[Goldentony]

ave yerr full english on it, set the fuckin entire thing aflame, revenge is all yours with this regretful shitter

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Excuse me sir my toilet appears to have contracted Dutch elm

[Goldentony]

loads of shit will sort it

[Ominous Dave]

Surely I can't be the only person who's singing this thread title to the tune of New Day Rising by Husker Du.

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Surely I can't be the only person who's singing this thread title to the tune of New Day Rising by Husker Du.

well, as of January 6th 2022 you are the only person who knows that song

[Mr Farenheit]

No ceramics in my house mate, all pine. pine plates pine bog pine sink pine mugs, goes with the pine flooring pine walls and pine ceiling, you cant see the door its pine and all, panes of pine in pine window frames its all pine in here i went outside I'd gone pine blind couldn't see any other colour tones except pine colours, almost got run over, came straight back to the house i can see fine again its all pine, food is a problem cant eat pine wood but pine cones and pine sap are ok its all pine in here.

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absorb the piss

pine toilet

absorb it in, soak it in

it is pine toilet


ooohhh yeah it is absorbance it is good

it is pine toilet



flush it and the water down the sides of the toilet:  instantly absorbed so nothing flushes off  (good)



yeeeeahhh BUY IT NOW IT IS LIKE A PINE FOREST INSIDE YOUR BATHROOM, A SMALL TOILET-SHAPED FOREST





MARINADES LIKE A WOK PINE TOILET


FROM TONKA ^TM