Itsfredtitmus has started placing carrots at various intervals.

[Glebe]

I'm real sorry to inform you guys but Itsfredtitmus has started placing carrots at various intervals. He's been moving through the streets, putting raw, manky carrots from Tesco at a variety of street corners throughout the town.

There's an orange length of veg left at the junction just beside the bookies, and you know that laneway beside the ditch? He's left one there, under a crag. Such cheek!

[Huxleys Babkins]

A real shame. Itsfredtitmus' behaviour has been exemplary up until this point.

[Glebe]

'Exemplary'?! If you call delivering an onion to the top of Ben Nevis 'exemplary', then yes, perhaps!

[Huxleys Babkins]

He said Mr. Nevis ordered that onion and I had no reason to doubt him.

[Glebe]

He said Mr. Nevis ordered that onion and I had no reason to doubt him.

I speak of the mountain, not a man named Ben Nevis for goodness sake!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Found one today that was sellotaped to a dog shit in a plastic bag hanging from a tree. It's a fucking travesty.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I speak of the mountain, not a man named Ben Nevis for goodness sake!

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ITSFREDTITMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!