Brown

[popcorn]

Look at my arse

Look how it shites for you

Smears everything with poo

And it was all brown

[shagatha crustie]

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones

[Fishfinger]

Gordon Brown
Texture like Scotsman

[Clatty McCutcheon]

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus
When he said a turd was brown.[nb]I originally posted these lyrics in the 'that's all I've got' thread some time ago, so it's good to find them a purpose in this most purposeful of threads.[/nb]