The Hairy Bikers are rattling your mam in your old room.

[Fr.Bigley]

Your dad's locked out on the landing crying whilst Si is screaming "suckle that ya pig" and dave is filming on a super 8 camera.

Thursday at 8pm, BBC2.

[Replies From View]

first burger flavour crisps and now this

[idunnosomename]

first burger flavour crisps and now this

bit much really

[Replies From View]

bit much really

it is a minimum of one "excess" unit, if you ask me

[Huxleys Babkins]

"I cannae believe just how warm and inviting these folks are. Absolute salt of the earth."

*DAD WHIMPERS*

"Shut up, ya fookin' worm." *grunts* "Ah, that's me gone off up 'er back."

[GMTV]

We tak terrns stirrin each oothas porridge

[Sebastian Cobb]

i best get a pie out of this