Mancunian Gay Dogging truckers at the Big Baps Cafe

[Mr Eggs]

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/owner-horrified-doggers-swinging-behind-21862478

"My daughter's 21 and she came over once and said 'mum I've just seen a dogger' and I said to her 'it could have been a fisherman' and she said 'mum he had his penis in his hand', they just walk around naked."

Sharon claims that men come "from Manchester" to attend dogging parties behind the layby

She added: "Sunday afternoon is worse and on a night, they come from Manchester and have parties down there. A lot of them have car seats in the car, with baby seats."

Yeah. Baby seats. Mancunian filth.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Great publicity.... for the doggers.

[flotemysost]

"My daughter's 21 and she came over once and said 'mum I've just seen a dogger'

She could have just been referring to the beloved Shirley Hughes children's picture book character. Honestly, some people have no faith in humanity.

she said 'mum he had his penis in his hand'

oh

[flotemysost]

I want to know more about these used condoms at breakfast. Do I have to order in advance when I book, or are they included in the basic price?

[Mister Six]

Fannie Flagg considers rewrite.

[Kankurette]

I am so proud of my home city.

[Pink Gregory]

Fannie Flagg considers rewrite.

Fannie Flagg considers- ah bollocks

[Huxleys Babkins]

Won't somebody think of the baby seats???

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

There's kids in Africa

Bang out of order

[Inspector Norse]

That's some member the bloke has if people mistake it for a fishing rod

[kalowski]

If you're going to call your roadside café Big Baps then what do you expect?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

If you're going to call your roadside café Big Baps then what do you expect?

Lovely ladies with their knockers out, not big burly blokes with their old lad in their hands.

Gif/ Bernard Manning saying " It's a fookin' disgrace" on that episode of " Brass Eye"/ Gif

[jobotic]

The fisherman was holding a fish and I saw the fish and it winked at me.


A fisherman? More likely to be a copper

[kalowski]

Lovely ladies with their knockers out, not big burly blokes with their old lad in their hands.

Gif/ Bernard Manning saying " It's a fookin' disgrace" on that episode of " Brass Eye"/ Gif

C'mon. The café is in a lay-by. Need I say more?

[The Mollusk]

There's kids in Africa

Bang out of order

I agree this is unacceptable but it's got nothing to do with the article

[bgmnts]

It's [dogging] massive

[Mr Eggs]

Brexit titwank then bullyrammed with furtive watchers is the new HGV test.

[hamfist]

You take the baby seat in case you raw dog and make a baby, need something to take it home in

[Catalogue of ills]

If you're going to call your roadside café Big Baps then what do you expect?

Hot pork in between two baps amirite

[JamesTC]

I once recently had to explain to a friend what dogging was. He thought it was just sex in a car and had told people he enjoyed it.

[shiftwork2]

What is the 'gipping' that the sister started to do when she opened a bin liner?  Have we got any Manchester bastards in

Might start gipping if it's sounding fresh.

[Better Midlands]

What is the 'gipping'

Retching

[shiftwork2]

Ta

[checkoutgirl]

There's a charity that comes down and puts condoms and lube in the trees.

Political correctness gone mad.

Surely it's illegal to walk around with your knob out and the cops should be called. Then again maybe the cops want nothing to do with it. If it was a load of glamour models that's another story.

[Blumf]

"there are bin liners full of used condoms; I opened a bin liner once and my sister started gipping.

Why would you do that? Were they expecting to find something nice in the bin liner?

[gib]

three bags full

that's an awful lot of johnnies

[thehungerartist]

trashed by sex waste

I read this in Christopher Morris's voice. Powerful stuff.

[Glebe]

[Sebastian Cobb]

Political correctness gone mad.

Surely it's illegal to walk around with your knob out and the cops should be called.

not if you strap a fishing reel to it by the sounds of it

[flotemysost]

Yes, was waiting for him to make an appearance!

The first customer to cum INSIDE The Big Baps Café today in #Brighouse

He had a medium penis