CBBC presenter convicted for animal porn

[Phoenix Lazarus]

https://www.tech-gate.org/usa/2021/10/15/cbbc-presenter-stephen-kish-32-who-was-found-with-animal-porn-on-his-phone-is-spared-prison/

[imitationleather]

I've definitely not tried that one, by the way.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Richard Barton for the defence said: 'It is a very significant fall from grace for this man. Clearly he will never be employed in his previous capacity on television.

'He will never again be employed as a dog walker.'

the way this was phrased really amused me

[SpiderChrist]

Richard Barton for the defence said: 'It is a very significant fall from grace for this man. Clearly he will never be employed in his previous capacity on television.

'He will never again be employed as a dog wanker.'

[Twit 2]

[tag]64 Zoophilia Lane[/tag]

[Shit Good Nose]

Little Nose was a big fan of Officially Amazing (long enough ago for her to have no clue who Stephen Kish is now), but from memory I don't think he ever presented it (or any other CBBC show), he was merely a participant.   I don't even think he was in every episode.

[idunnosomename]

[imitationleather]

He'll always have this guy in his corner:

[jobotic]

Tails of Love

[What Doth Life?]

Tails of Love

Must have been this that set alarm bells ringing, he might as well have called it I Will Plunge My Penis Into Your Dog And My Own

[Twit 2]

Thought this thread was gonna be about Chris and Pui from Show Me, Show Me, spit-roasting a giraffe. They can't keep that one quiet forever.

[Better Midlands]

She said: 'In a 2012 MSN chat he expressed to another user he was keen to bury certain videos so they wouldn't get discovered.'

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Police found three grossly offensive moving images on his phone and three more still images on his computer showing a person having sex with an animal when they searched his home in September 2018.

Blimey, they dug deep. My ICQ would have been a goldmine for them early 2000's - myriad goatse-esque depravity thanks to certain "friends".

[Mister Six]

For a second I wondered if it could be Lizo Mzimba, mostly because he's the only one I know off the top of my head, but it's hard to imagine Lizo being sexual in any way whatsoever - vanilla, linky or debased. Or even excited about anything other than reading off an autocue about Doctor Who.

[thecuriousorange]

[Tag] Terrier Nut sins [Tag]

[touchingcloth]

Simeon knobbed Otis that one time. I may have dreamed it, but I'm fairly sure it was on air.

[Catalogue of ills]

the way this was phrased really amused me

Other defence arguments included "If you think about it your Honour, burying your nuts in a squirrel is quite poetic"

[thenoise]

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Blimey, they dug deep. My ICQ would have been a goldmine for them early 2000's - myriad goatse-esque depravity thanks to certain "friends".

If they are going to lock up everyone who accidentally or otherwise clicked on zooporn dot com or the Mr Hands video back in the day they are going to have a nice little prison slave army in a few years' time. Shit!

[buttgammon]

For a second I wondered if it could be Lizo Mzimba, mostly because he's the only one I know off the top of my head, but it's hard to imagine Lizo being sexual in any way whatsoever - vanilla, linky or debased. Or even excited about anything other than reading off an autocue about Doctor Who.

He almost certainly has an Action Man body with a smooth patch instead of genitals.

[thenoise]

Kish ... is now unemployable ... [he] will never be employed as a dog walker or TV host again.

Can they do this? It's unlikely but surely it's up to TV companies if they want to employ him again. It'll be a few years til he will be trusted with someone's dog I suppose, but I don't think there is a CRB check for working with dogs.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

My sympathies with the lad. I, myself used to be a member of the CCCP ( Co-mingling Cocks With Canines Pack), a lovely society dedicated to doing it doggy style with the originates of that very method. We had this great motto- " In Canem Trudimus" ( " In Dog We Thrust").

[Endicott]

Can they do this? It's unlikely but surely it's up to TV companies if they want to employ him again. It'll be a few years til he will be trusted with someone's dog I suppose, but I don't think there is a CRB check for working with dogs.

The defence lawyer said that as part of his mitigation plea, it's not a judgement of the court. Would be funny if there was a CRB check for dog walkers, mind.

[Replies From View]

Can they do this? It's unlikely but surely it's up to TV companies if they want to employ him again. It'll be a few years til he will be trusted with someone's dog I suppose, but I don't think there is a CRB check for working with dogs.

It's called a DBS check now, I think.

[idunnosomename]

Dog ball sucking check

[Replies From View]

indeed

[Butchers Blind]

Dread to think what he did to those dogs while out walking them. Thoughts and prayers.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase shaggy dog story.

[Twit 2]

You have to hand it to dogs, though.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't know why he was fired from children's TV. It was dog porn they found, not child porn.

[buttgammon]

I don't know why he was fired from children's TV. It was dog porn they found, not child porn.

Good thing dog's TV isn't a thing. It would be terrible - constant high-pitched noises and pictures of meat interspersed with loads of Pedigree Chum ads.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Good thing dog's TV isn't a thing.

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