Should I feel guilty for liking gammon?

[Johnny Foreigner]

I unthinkingly enjoyed a delicious joint of gammon last night, but now I worry it might not have been politically correct to have done so.

It is an unbearable quandary: I really, really lke gammon, but do not wish to associate with it at the same time. What am I to do?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I don't bother with joints but I quite like the steaks with an egg on.

Easy "fuck it, can't be arsed" meal innit, gammon, EGG, wedges and green beans.

[Chedney Honks]

Nice with some chips and either egg or pineapple. All the food groups.

[idunnosomename]

like a rubber steak for an idiot

[Icehaven]

Delicious but salty, like all the best stuff.

[drummersaredeaf]

Prole food. As is anything else that some goblin can request a fried egg or cheese to be added.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Prole food. As is anything else that some goblin can request a fried egg or cheese to be added.

alright Egon Ronay

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

eggs in
eggs on
gammon
steak
chops
grill em bake em fry em eat em

[Jasha]

Only acceptable if accompanied by the rest of a mixed grill

[Glebe]

"No Gary there is no need to feel guilty. It's all a matter of personal taste."

"Thanks Daz. You're still an absolute bender though!"

[Ferris]

Got bang into peameal bacon, big seasoned/spiced pork loin basically and you slice bits off and fry em as you go, your choice of thickness.

It's basically gammon and it's fucking boss at breakfast time. No shame.

[Dex Sawash]

Gammon has been recalled due to contamination with vegan bad news

[Buelligan]

Sailing rather close to the old wind with that one, old love.  Rather close.

[Pink Gregory]

egg...chips...

egg, chips...gammon

...proper pizzas...

[Jittlebags]

Glue 8 slices of bacon together, and hey presto, a politically correct gammon substitute.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

like a rubber steak for an idiot

You're buying that shit gammon that's about the size of a small dinner plate, you povvo meff.


The real stuff is like a hearty slab of very thick cut bacon.

[Sebastian Cobb]

unsmoked?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I believe you can buy smoked too.

[Glebe]

You see a lot of smoking gammon outside pubs now.

[All Surrogate]

Delicious with parsley sauce, peas and mash.

[Glebe]

Should gammon feel guilty for liking you? *smug*

[Catalogue Trousers]

EGG! Egg, egg, like a hen's egg, I hate hens

[jobotic]

Poor Rhiannon

[All Surrogate]

Poor Rhiannon

Hehe, are you doing the hands?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The roundness of gammon appeals to the prole's suspicion of corners, where spices and flavours may hide.

[Jittlebags]

Hehe, are you doing the hands?

Oof. A couple of jaspers there

[Glebe]

The roundness of gammon appeals to the prole's suspicion of corners, where spices and flavours may hide.

My word!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Look at the umlaut in Muller. Anyone would think we'd lost the battle of britain. If an authentic working class person saw that, they'd burn down the Spar. Our mam used to tell us the stuff in the corner was shampoo and poison, afraid we'd grow up gay if we discovered the truth.

[Johnny Foreigner]

It's Müller, not Muller.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

You didn't have to bloody type it, at least spoiler that in case working class children are reading, trying to learn about gammon.