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Cookd and Bombd is a far-left hate group. CHANGE MY MIND

Started by Vyvian Withnail, October 16, 2021, 11:28:53 PM

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PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Buelligan on October 16, 2021, 11:50:12 PM
He's pretty jolly dimly-lit too, if we're being honest.  No offence.

Some plonkers are lovely mind

Not this one to be clear

Glebe


Wonderful Butternut




imitationleather


poo

Who cares about egatvsbycubt thingy's about anything

jobotic

Quote from: Buelligan on October 16, 2021, 11:50:12 PM
He's pretty jolly dimly-lit too, if we're being honest.  No offence.

So much so that I can't believe it's someone just doing a bit. A tedious, tiresome bit.

buttgammon


Buelligan

I don't know, it's ended the day on a cheery note.  A nice little moment before bed.  In my estimation, there are fewer more innocent or enjoyable pleasures than laughing softly at the ridiculous stamping of someone that bears you ill will but is not able to lay a glove on.  Releasing them back into the wild to dree their own weird however the fuck they like.  Smashing.


jobotic

Quote from: Buelligan on October 17, 2021, 12:01:33 AM
I don't know, it's ended the day on a cheery note.  A nice little moment before bed.  In my estimation, there are fewer more innocent or enjoyable pleasures than laughing softly at the ridiculous stamping of someone that bears you ill will but is not able to lay a glove on.  Releasing them back into the wild to dree their own weird however the fuck they like.  Smashing.

You're right. Nanight all


Avril Lavigne

If nothing else good has come from this thread I've learned the word dree :)

imitationleather

Quote from: Avril Lavigne on October 17, 2021, 12:05:43 AM
If nothing else good has come from this thread I've learned the word dree :)

You're now so expert on that word everyone on the estate is calling you Dr. Dree.

jobotic


if you haven't stabbed a Tory MP you'll be arrested and thrown in jail, these days

Glebe



non capisco

#49
Quote from: Vyvian Withnail on October 16, 2021, 11:40:26 PM
Jezza isn't going to come and suck you off/eat you out, you know.

Not with that attitude he isn't!

I know enough old man pubs in the Holloway area, one day he'll strut his sexy socialist stuff into one of them and I'll snare the bearded beddable beast. I'm a leftist lothario and he's my Trotskyite target. Forget your allotment, Corbo, check out this mighty marrow. Is that a hardback copy of The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?


Goldentony

big open crave with shit spunking out of it, people everywhere wanking off going fuck us big grave full of cum

Goldentony

bigfoot visions of an open grave with legs and arms offering him a wank


Goldentony

a sordid galleon, harbinger of god knows, but still, we know now, bigfoot getting wanked off by a big open grave with arms and legs, sincerely, francis magellen

Cold Meat Platter



It's funny how the people who implore you to 'CHANGE MY MIND' are the people whose thoughts are worthless and which no one gives a shit about.

Goldentony

to your earlier correspondence yes re the tobacco was splendid but no the furniture stank of shit, continue west, best, whoever ran italy or likely genoa then

Kankurette

Quote from: Vyvian Withnail on October 16, 2021, 11:28:53 PM
Clues in the title. You lot make out you like kindness but you don't practice it unless people think the same as you FREAKS. You're all a bunch of fucking weirdos. Fuck you, fuck Jeremy Corbyn, and fuck socialism!
Placate your mammaries.



imitationleather

Quote from: Goldentony on October 17, 2021, 01:15:35 AM
quids made of cum, could it happen? anyone?

Gordon Brown meeting the Bank of England in 2008.