Everyone Over 40 Vaguely Thinks They Used To Go Out With Madonna

[Dr Rock]

Or is it just me? She popped up in two recent dreams of mine, both times as an ex. It took a while to remember I've never even met her. Still, I'm pretty sure the thread title is mostly correct. PROVE ME WRONG as goes the new catchphrase.

[Dr Rock]

Joanna Lumley too (for me anyway, via recent dreams)

[Johnny Foreigner]

Mmmmmno, not really. Nothing against her, but she's not my type.

Kate Bush, though. What a scorcher. Thing is, I can almost never remember my dreams, and when I can, they're rather tedious.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm only just in my 40s and in my case it's Britney Spears, as we're round about the same age. Sometimes it's Christina Aguilera.

[Bigfella]

Madonna and Joanna Lumley? It's alright for some.  It might not be happening in reality, but you take what you can get.

[wooders1978]

It does feel like my sort of luck to have a daughter who's only interesting quality is that she has hairy armpits

[pandadeath]

I wish I had your luck, I had a distressing dream the other night in which I was going out with Boris Johnson, even modern day Madonna is an upgrade over that

Perhaps its because I'm in my thirties...

[Johnny Yesno]

It does feel like my sort of luck to have a daughter who's only interesting quality is that she has hairy armpits

You are Rod Liddle and I claim my £5.

[Dr Rock]

And after I binge-watched Fleabag I had two dreams where Phoebe Waller-Bridge was my girlfriend. They were nice. I don't usually have such luck in my dreams, (genuine ex-gfs do pop-up regularly though, but usually we have to build a go-kart or something). I'm voluntary celibate in real life atm, maybe it's that.

[wooders1978]

You are Rod Liddle and I claim my £5.

Like em hairy do we Jonny?

[jamiefairlie]

Maybe just me but I've always found Madonna to be strangely unattractive and unsexual despite her trading on that.

[itsfredtitmus]

Reminds me of well-esteemed TOPT tweeters that write books that post on here!

[Chedney Honks]

My gay uncle had a poster of her on his wall with her tits out and let's just say if anything I'd have expected him to be straight after that.

[itsfredtitmus]

Let me remind ya fellas that PHOWWWWWWWW you know that Madonna from '92 (when I was 16?) when... I used to do the rude thing to her! (Popular C&B Tweeter, with a book)