Gary Barlow wine.

[Fr.Bigley]

Just why would you? Really? From that, the most dull narcissistic arsehole that came out of that band.

Even got keys on the bottle, like he's known for his virtuoso piano skills. I hate this prick and this has made me unfathomably annoyed.

Speak, fair folks of CaB.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Is it made of his fermented piss?

[thenoise]

Design of the bottle is quite fun apart from the arrogant cunt's name in great big fuck off letters, obviously the designer was told to do this by Princess Barlow who thought the original too subtle.

[touchingcloth]

What's the duty on a bottle of wine in the UK these days?

Irrelevant.

[Twit 2]

I prefer Rosé West.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Not long ago I sampled some Kylie Minogue wine.

Not sure about the aroma but I would swear it wasn't Kylies fanny.

[bgmnts]

Much prefer Jason Orange's liquer.

[ImmaculateClump]

There he is, balancing the books.
"Alcohol tax" that's just for the plebs, right?

[JaDanketies]

Was trying to come up with a Gary Barlow / wine pun but the best I can do is a pathetic "Let it Wine", referencing the Take That song Shine.

Lionel Richie could have Merlot, is it me you're looking for

Ed Sheeraz

Can't think of anything for Barlow tho

[Buelligan]

_{Piling horror upon horror...}

[Fr.Bigley]

Can't think of anything for Barlow tho

Tax dodging ubercunt

[shiftwork2]

Would quite happily machine gun Gary Barlow.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

It Only Takes a Minute, to poor it down the drain.

[studpuppet]

Neil Diamond considers rewrite (on Tony Tribe and UB40's behalf).

[Jerzy Bondov]

Oh fuck off Gary Barlow

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I prefer Josewineef Frwineitwinezl

[Shit Good Nose]

I know the following are either genuinely decent, or supposed to be genuinely decent:
Paul Newman's sauces
Dan Aykroyd's vodka
Francis Ford Coppola's wine (although there is a school of thought these days that he's a wine producer that makes films on the side)
Danny Devito's limoncello
Matthew Mcacconkonnohay's whisk(e?)y
George Clooney's tequila


I know Aviation gin is also thought of very very highly amongst gin aficionados and is accepted as the very best American gin you can get (not being a gin drinker I have no idea whether that's damning with faint praise or not) and it's seen as a Ryan Reynolds gig, but it had been around for years before he just invested in it so it probs doesn't belong here.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Can't claim these as my own but...

Grape that, or
Could it be Malbec.

[Janie Jones]

Matthew Mcacconkonnohay's whisk(e?)y

Pogues whiskey is also considered good.

[pigamus]

All the boys think she's a spy she's got

[Mr_Simnock]

There he is, balancing the books.
"Alcohol tax" that's just for the plebs, right?

He isn't even looking at the glass, someone has put a big cock just above it to get his attention

[idunnosomename]

*aHEM*

very nice

[Johnny Foreigner]

Probably some undrinkable piss that really sets the bar low.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Probably some undrinkable piss that really sets the bar low.

GQ reader that owns a bottle of Haig club when Beckham advertised it, hates it, but kept it because "it looks nice on the shelf"

[Icehaven]

_{Piling horror upon horror...}

Christmas time
Gary Barlow wine
Can't think of a
Funny rhyme

[thecuriousorange]

Edit: Someone already wrote Could it be Malbec.

So...

Merl-owe the taxman.

[Mr_Simnock]

[Chollis]

see what he's done there with the GNs, very clever

[The Mollusk]

I love wine and I love Gary Barlow so what's not to love about this

[TrenterPercenter]

Only takes a Minervois