Gary Barlow wine.

[H-O-W-L]

Oh fucking christ that's what that GN shite I've seen when stumbling about looking for good tequila is? Fucking hell's bells. Christ. Fucking Jesus wept.

Also as aforementioned the Danny DeVito limoncello is good because the man actually drinks it and appreciates it, and the Barry Norman onions are fucking incredible.

[Glebe]

[Mr Farenheit]

[pancreas]

We are not worthy of thee, Mr F.

[Fr.Bigley]

That is magnificent, to be fair.

[Glebe]

[Cold Meat Platter]

the Barry Norman onions are fucking incredible.

Were fucking incredible. Barry's onions have joined him in the hereafter.

[Glebe]

[Mr Farenheit]

[H-O-W-L]

Were fucking incredible. Barry's onions have joined him in the hereafter.

FUCK!!!

[seepage]

Even Idris Elba can't resist. £29.80 for his Rose up to £89 for his vintage fizz. Not sure I'd have started with 2010 but still: https://www.portenoire.co.uk/product-category/wine-selection/

[thecuriousorange]

Even Maynard James Keenan can't resist. His plonk goes for up to 70 dollars a bottle and I only came in looking for a packet of Maynard's Wine Gums.

[Tony Tony Tony]

You are a twisted genius Mr F.

I showed your work to Mrs TTT and she responded with "what the fuck is that".

[Fr.Bigley]

Even Idris Elba can't resist. £29.80 for his Rose up to £89 for his vintage fizz. Not sure I'd have started with 2010 but still: https://www.portenoire.co.uk/product-category/wine-selection/

It's since he stopped selling peach melba's.

[Mr Farenheit]

I showed your work to Mrs TTT and she responded with "what the fuck is that".

THAT's the reaction I was after!

[Mr Farenheit]

_{getting into the realms of fan fiction now}

[mrClaypole]

Remember Mark Owens attempt to bring Clementines to the market place. He released a song to tie in with the campaign.
Sadly he failed in his venture. Someone had beaten him to it by a couple of hundred years.

[Glebe]

Excellent work as ever Mr. F, need it be said! Meanwhile...

[shiftwork2]

This loathsome Tory forelock-tugger, auctioning off his anus for even more dollar by hawking some basement-level shit he can't possibly believe in while partaking in aggressive tax avoidance.

He needs to perish in a hotel fire.

[Johnny Foreigner]

Fucking homosexual spy writing his grotty little plays, pandering to the aristos and strutting about town like he owns the place, the annoying stuck-up ponce, thinks he's Shakespeare or something, but he's more of a queen than the Queen. The conceited bastard needs to be stabbed in a public house brawl.


...oh no, wait, that's Marlowe. My mistake.

[Glebe]

[Glebe]

[Glebe]

[Glebe]

[Glebe]

I dunno how to stop doing these. It's a compulsion. Just let me get it out of my system.

[Kankurette]

Even Maynard James Keenan can't resist. His plonk goes for up to 70 dollars a bottle and I only came in looking for a packet of Maynard's Wine Gums.

That explains why the last Tool album took so bloody long.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

worst celeb wine I've encountered was when I started getting a bunch of emails about that wine made by Devo's Gerald Casale. really fucked me off at the time as I got the impression they'd taken the entire Devo emailing list and simply copied it over to start hawking his plonk. i also got an email once saying "it's time to check in Mr Casale!" with flight info for him and his wife along with his email address.

[Glebe]

[ProvanFan]

Gary Barlow wail

[Glebe]