Gary Barlow wine.

[earl_sleek]

Tony Matterhorn considers rewrite.

[Chedney Honks]

All I Do Each Night Is Meursault

[checkoutgirl]

"Smell the Fart" wine viewing.

[Midas]

i think the photographer wants me to look at his arse but i don't know why

[Fr.Bigley]

God he really is a cunt isn't he. Look at that face.

[Midas]

aye.

also why's he posing his empty hand as though it's still holding the pen?

ridiculous man.

[shiftwork2]

I'd like to tie one of his ankles to my car bumper and drive onto a motorway.

[TheBrownBottle]

_{Piling horror upon horror...}

Hello.  My name is-a Cliff Richard.
Doooo yoooou like washing away the knowledge of what is locked in your basement?
Doooo yoooou enjoy the solipsistic feeling of being pissed while allegations are made about your private life?
Then try Gary Barlow's Party Time Cheap Wine Jesus Juice
Gets you drunk from the wig down

[jobotic]

It's really good, compliments Cameron's range of ham and Cheese Cunt out of Blur's cheese. Wash it down with the taste of your own regurgitated testes.

[Buelligan]

I'm feeling this is one for Madhair's pooing techniques thread.  That is what I'm feeling right now.

[The Dog]

Relight the pyre.

[Chedney Honks]

Reisling The World

[thecuriousorange]

Everything changes but Blue Nun

[Dex Sawash]

I love wine but I couldn't drink a whole barlow it

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Waaaaaaaah!why do I have to pay taxes?"

I can imagine Graham Norton making this joke on his popular television chat show ( I watched it the other week, for the first time in over two years, so I am aware of the standard of the show. One of the highlights was encouraging Andie Macdowell to say " fuck"), and he's also on this thread, so it all fits together.

[seepage]

This Gary Barlow stuff is only £6 in Morrisons, so he's not exactly taking advantage of his good name, whereas e.g. Bob Dylan's Planet Waves Montepulciano was 35 quid.

[seepage]

_{Piling horror upon horror...}

He ceased and desisted doing this a while back. Sold the place on. Looks like the last vintage was 2018 so looks like they've now packed it in altogether. Had a couple of the Vida Nova Algarve Syrah (£9). One vintage was OK, the other did smell of drains. 

[Buelligan]

I hope it was given to you free, as a sample or something... the other alternatives are too disturbing.  Far too disturbing.

[seepage]

I hope it was given to you free, as a sample or something... the other alternatives are too disturbing.  Far too disturbing.

I did pay Majestic for them but my excuse is they were for Games Night and the custom was to bring obscure beers, odd-flavoured crisps or novelty wine. Lot easier these days as there are far too many wacky labels for my liking.

[Buelligan]

A likely story.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

People, please. A man is alive.

[Chedney Honks]

Gavi Barlow

[TrenterPercenter]

Gavi Barlow

OK that is good

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Some christian he is, hawking Piss Christ in a bottle

[Icehaven]

Why is he dressed like a Columbo murderer?

[Buelligan]

That picture is dreadful, isn't it?  It's so very very beige.  All those fucking vases, all full of nothing living, a few depressed coffee table books and lots of product.  A dusty eighties conference motel built inside a smoker's lung.  I bet the carpet's sticky and smells of fags and chip fat.

[seepage]

Work said this is what they had in mind when dress-down Fridays were introduced.

[idunnosomename]

James Corden's in better shape these days

[Shit Good Nose]

James Corden's in better shape these days

Fats - James Corden's beef dripping (also available in low-fat Weight Watchers version called Low Fats) modelled after Cats;
Lucky Lips - Cliff Richard's sex tonic for men;
Gays Away - Jacob Rees-Mogg's homosexual deviant deterrent spray;
Gaskghjuuhhhkllmmmnnannngananwes - Shane Mcgowan's fragranced candles (available in vanilla pod, ocean breeze, winter spice, shitter clogged with vomit)

[Buelligan]

I like Shane MacGowan.  I don't think he deserves to be in a rather homophobic list of cunts.