Sir David Amess MP on Toast

[touchingcloth]

Sorry. Is toast.

[mothman]

You can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Excuse me. Please.

Please. This is a time of reflection and loss.

[shiftwork2]

A slice has died.

[Mister Six]

Too late, man. The magic of Sir David Amess's stabbing death is gone. Gotta move on to the next A Man Has Died.

[mothman]

A Tory MP has dyed... his hair for the funeral, bound to be some posh news totty there to impress, what?

[What Doth Life?]

Wanker Spreadable

[BJBMK2]

Yellow butter, purely, is a fashion thing.

[danwho9]

thoughts and prayers

[buttgammon]

We already have Remembrance Day to wank over how wonderful war is and how perfect the British military is despite the historical evidence to the contrary solemnly commemorate those who died in war, so why not have a special annual holiday to honour this saintly individual who supported the death penalty, voted against same-sex marriage and defended Harvey Weinstein?

We can all take Cake to celebrate.