12, 000th Post Coming Up Soon

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

In the next 5 posts or so.

Any ideas of what I should do to commemorate it would be welcome.


Serious Ideas only, please.

ETA: Would have to be ideas for my 12, 001st post, and am  willing to keep schtum until this thread is filled to the brim with lovely ideas. It's a sacrifice I don't mind making.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Was really looking forward to your historic 12,000th, but unfortunately you did seem to blow it.

D'you think dr beat got his name from that Miami Sound Machine Song? Is it as simple and prosaic as that?

Oh, Bloody Hell, this is actually my 12, 000th Post.

How about saving all your energy for your next milestone?

[madhair60]

What a pitiful, embarrassing 12,000th post. This was mine:

i bought a big bomb and a qur'an

Much better.

[Ambient Sheep]

Here's my 12,000th post on this incarnation of the forum (caution: clicking through will lead to seeing dead people):

I use just one x for my girlfriend...I use two x's with all my other female friends...

And you're still alive?  ;-)

The funny thing is, I was thinking about his post only a couple of days ago.  Didn't remember who, didn't remember when, didn't even remember I'd replied to it, but there I was texting somebody and debating on the number of "x"s to send, and then I remembered that person from CaB who would only send his girlfriend a single "x" and all other girls two, and wondered if they were still together.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Proud of you, son.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Well, I spent my 12,001st post on a post calling Mel Brooks a DEAD SOON old cunt.

May as well wait until my 13 000th Post for the next biggie now. As you were.

[mothman]

It's never occurred to me to look up how many times I've posted here. 15,943. 15,944 now. HOW?!

[Icehaven]

16874 postsTotal
Holy mother of God.

[mothman]

IKR?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I wonder how many of my posts have mentioned that actor lady, y'know, yer woman from Liverpool?

Ironically, probably much more than the number of posts that mentioned that Lady from Russia what * looked like* The actor lady, remember her?

[mothman]

So apparently I'm responsible for 1% of posts in the Films forum. My contribution to any other forum is essentially 0%.

What I can't figure though is why I've posted in the Gaming forum 26 times. I've never been a gamer...

[Icehaven]

IKR?

What am I DOINGWITHMYLIFE

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I posted in the technology thread once by accident, with a post about a flannel.

[Icehaven]

I don't even post in half the sub forums on here. How the fuck have I posted so much?!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Because you post a lot, beeyatch.

[Icehaven]

I do.
Stupid thing is I'm mainly interested in the comedy forum posts now, I like GB but I could live without it and prefer the comedy stuff really. Meh.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

( must admit, just gratuitously posting  to thrust towards that 13, 000 milestone now)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

RICHARD WATTIS.

( Actually, think It's for the best not to do any potentially Barry- baiting stuff)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I do.
Stupid thing is I'm mainly interested in the comedy forum posts now, I like GB but I could live without it and prefer the comedy stuff really. Meh.

How often do you go into the Chris Morris forum? If not very often, again a great irony considering what this'ere forum was set up for.

[Tony Tony Tony]

I have taken a look at the site stats which are of limited info for a lowly member like myself. Was hoping to see if I could find out who the most prolific posters have been but I guess that sort of stuff is only available to the Gods of Admin like Bazza.

So C'mon Barry who are the out and out leaders in the posting stakes?

How hard do if if I have to work to get up to the numbers achieved by CaB stalwarts like LJMC? 

EDIT Well blow me down I just thought to check out the stats for regular poster Buelligan and see she is well over 39,000, (confeckingratulations) surely the Manchester City of CaB whilst I languish as Accrington Stanley with a mere 1600 or so.

[pancreas]

Your enemy's enema is not your friend.

Bah. Trying too hard with mediocre results.

[TrenterPercenter]

Shit I'm only 1,500 posts fewer than LJMAC how the fuck did that happen?!

[Ambient Sheep]

I have taken a look at the site stats which are of limited info for a lowly member like myself. Was hoping to see if I could find out who the most prolific posters have been but I guess that sort of stuff is only available to the Gods of Admin like Bazza.

So C'mon Barry who are the out and out leaders in the posting stakes?

There used to be such a page available to all, but I believe Barry hid it a couple of years back.

[poo]

Drenthe

[Tony Tony Tony]

Feck me... just taken a look at the stats for Shoulders?-Stomach! and find a current total standing at 105,540!

I take my hat off to you.

Every one a pearl of wisdom no doubt.

[Ambient Sheep]

One of his previous incarnations got its own custom title text...

[Dex Sawash]

I'm at 15, 544 15,545 since 2014

[Twonty Gostelow]

Feck me... just taken a look at the stats for Shoulders?-Stomach! and find a current total standing at 105,540!

I take my hat off to you.

Every one a pearl of wisdom no doubt.

I put everything on biggytitbo beating him but biggy's shergared it.

[vanilla.coffee]

LisaJesusMary the stats also show you have spent 278 days 20 hours on this forum.
That's a stat right there.

[vanilla.coffee]

And Shoulders has spent 678 days in total on this forum.
That's a stat right there too.