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toaster bae

Started by Goldentony, October 19, 2021, 05:24:50 PM

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Goldentony

restaurant in which several toaster are thrown at a man as he attempts to rebound them off his elbows into a bowl for you to eat, 2000 quid per 'ROUND OF BREAD'

PlanktonSideburns

gonna try get the bread in the machine via my elbow tommorow morning

Replies From View

Surprisingly good value for money though, eating all those toasters.  Not substantially more costly than Argos.

itsfredtitmus

Has it got a knob though and an arse full of human shite? Revered on CnB!

Goldentony

toasters failed all the yearly pat test, restaurant closed, everyone went mad, toasters everywhere, fellers crying

famethrowa

We call them "a round of crispys", "who's for a round of crispys?" the matron would shout

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Replies From View on October 19, 2021, 10:16:27 PM
Surprisingly good value for money though, eating all those toasters.  Not substantially more costly than Argos.

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