Queen Elizabeth DEAD

[idunnosomename]

E or S range of Windsor

https://www.google.com/maps/@51.4834597,-0.6020749,336a,35y,12h/data=!3m1!1e3

that's where the main royal residence is these days. you can scout it all out in 3D.

I have been in the N wing, that is the state apartments that were gutted in her horrible anus.

[touchingcloth]

I am not joking when I say that I am going to BOMB the queen. I will do it maybe tonight, or tomorrow, or the day after, or some other time.

[thecuriousorange]

If you mean "Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother" then her being dead is hardly news. Ditto Queen Elizabeth I. QE2 still rules the waves.

[JamesTC]

I thought the Queen Mother used to be the Queen and she retired. My family laughed at me when I said it.

Spoiler alert

28 years old I was.

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[touchingcloth]

I thought the Queen Mother used to be the Queen and she retired. My family laughed at me when I said it.

Spoiler alert

28 years old I was.

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She did used to be the queen until her husband retired from life.

[Mister Six]

Is she actually in hospital? Please, god, please! Give me this one thing, you heavenly fuck, just this one tiny thing, please.

As others have said, let people have a couple of days off for the jubilee next year before she carks it. Maybe she could keel over just as the celebrations end, to make an extra-long weekend of it.

[Enzo]

As others have said, let people have a couple of days off for the jubilee next year before she carks it. Maybe she could keel over just as the celebrations end, to make an extra-long weekend of it.

Could top it off with a televised "Queen's slurred speech" as she has a stroke.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

I am not joking when I say that I am going to BUM the queen.

[Butchers Blind]

Any news on the death of Queen Elizabeth?

[buttgammon]

Any news on the death of Queen Elizabeth?

Yes, she's still dead.

[Blue Jam]

Could top it off with a televised "Queen's slurred speech" as she drinks dubonnet for breakfast

[idunnosomename]

wonder if she's recorded the Christmas message yet

[Ham Bap]

I won't even get a day off for this. Just the TV schedule turned upside down for a week and sport cancelled.
Thank god for streaming services.

[Butchers Blind]

I won't even get a day off for this. Just the TV schedule turned upside down for a week and sport cancelled.
Thank god for streaming services.

They'll be shut down too. It's only right.

[Alberon]

They'll have a soldier stationed in every home to ensure the proper level of mourning.

If there isn't the required amount of wailing, gnashing of teeth and rending of clothes you'll be in severe trouble.

[JamesTC]

All money with her face on it will become useless so they will have to count it all up and see who is the winner. Once the winner is decided, we will all start again with no money.

[buttgammon]

I'm going back home for a few days this week and am virtually praying for her to make it through the week. I couldn't bear it if the Queen died while I was actually in Britain,  especially because I'd have to be polite around my family, who would be genuinely mourning.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm going back home for a few days this week and am virtually praying for her to make it through the week. I couldn't bear it if the Queen died while I was actually in Britain,  especially because I'd have to be polite around my family, who would be genuinely mourning.

Hi Your Highness.  Is it Harry or Andrew?

[buttgammon]

Hi Your Highness.  Is it Harry or Andrew?

I meant to add in the last post, I'll also be trying to avoid the ghastly Uncle Andrew when I'm back.

[Butchers Blind]

I hate people who say, "She looks great for her age". Most people of that age, if they led a cosseted lifestyle, would too. Let's see how'd she'd look after a lifetime of working 10 hour shifts in mundane, soul destroying jobs.

[Blue Jam]

I hate people who say, "She looks great for her age". Most people of that age, if they led a cosseted lifestyle, would too. Let's see how'd she'd look after a lifetime of working 10 hour shifts in mundane, soul destroying jobs.

Also people who go on about how hard she works, and how she puts the average retiree to shame, as if anyone who retires after 50 years of backbreaking factory work is just lazy.

From today's Daily Heil:

A packed schedule at 95

For a woman of 95, the Monarch faces a packed diary of engagements over the next year, including:

November 1: COP26 UN climate change conference, Glasgow, alongside Prince Charles and Prince William. Visit is said to be hanging in the balance.

November 14: Remembrance Sunday. She no longer lays a wreath at the Cenotaph but watches from a balcony.

December 20 to mid-February, 2022: Christmas and new year break at Sandringham. Meets public on visit to church on Christmas morning, and entertains family and visitors during her stay in Norfolk.

April 14: Maundy Thursday church service. Queen distributes special Maundy money to pensioners.

May: State Opening of Parliament. Also expected to accept a gift from Parliamentarians, possibly a commemorative lamp-post, to mark 70-year reign.

June 2: Trooping The Colour to mark her birthday. She has missed it only once, in 1955, when it was cancelled because of a rail strike. This year it was scaled back and held at Windsor.

June 2-5: Platinum Jubilee weekend, including a Buckingham Palace concert, service at St Paul's Cathedral, pageant and street parties.

June: Annual meeting of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, the oldest British order of chivalry. Hosted by the Queen at Windsor Castle.

June: Royal Ascot, said to be her favourite event of the year. She missed 2020's meeting because of Covid, her first absence in 68 years, but went this year.

August: Garden parties. Traditionally she hosts three at Buckingham Palace and one at Holyroodhouse

in Edinburgh. 2021's parties were cancelled.

September 3: Braemar Gathering. Highland

Games coincides with her summer break at nearby Balmoral.

Christmas (where she doesn't have to cook, wrap pressies or put up the deccies), a day at the races and her summer break count as work? I think even the Mail must be aware they're clutching at straws here.

[Blue Jam]

("commemorative lamp-post")

[idunnosomename]

Oh man it must be a really packed sched if we're talking about going to church next april

[Blue Jam]

I am slightly envious over the fact that she's 55 years my senior and parties harder than I do.

[Blue Jam]

John Loughrey must be in bits right now:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/prince-philip-we-salute-you-royal-superfan-john-loughrey-and-friend-pay-tribute/vi-BB1ftPs0

Poor guy. Someone really ought to tell him Prince Philip isn't dead.

[JamesTC]

She doesn't need to be alive to do any of that stuff.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Poor Madge, having to spend a gruelling day celebrating Christmas. I don't know how she manages.

[Blue Jam]

Poor Madge, having to spend a gruelling day celebrating Christmas. I don't know how she manages.

Fuckin' loves church doesn't she? I'm a Catholic-rasied atheist but I guess I'd enjoy church a lot more if I was the figurehead of my own religion in my very own fuckin' church.

[Jittlebags]

Heh. The Daily Mail were saying that her staff blames her tiredness on wathching late night telly. Maybe she's an avid fan of Wheeler Dealers?

[Blue Jam]

Heh. The Daily Mail were saying that her staff blames her tiredness on wathching late night telly. Maybe she's an avid fan of Wheeler Dealers?

Probably Babestation