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What gets bird shit out of denim?

Started by dead-ced-dead, October 20, 2021, 05:22:38 PM

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dead-ced-dead

October 20, 2021, 05:22:38 PM
Title's pretty self explanatory, really. I was walking home from work when a pigeon decided my jacket was a toilet.

pigamus

#4
October 20, 2021, 05:28:02 PM
Bit of hot water and washing up liquid in a cup, sponge that in

dead-ced-dead

#5
October 20, 2021, 05:29:40 PM
Quote from: pigamus on October 20, 2021, 05:28:02 PM
Bit of hot water and washing up liquid in a cup, sponge that in

Ta

QDRPHNC

#7
October 20, 2021, 05:30:08 PM
More bird shit.

dead-ced-dead

#8
October 20, 2021, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: QDRPHNC on October 20, 2021, 05:30:08 PM
More bird shit.

Why didn't I think of that? Where would I acquire fresh bird shit?

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October 20, 2021, 05:48:25 PM
Quote from: dead-ced-dead on October 20, 2021, 05:34:13 PM
Why didn't I think of that? Where would I acquire fresh bird shit?

Has to be the same kind of bird, though.  Get it wrong and you're just layering in the shit, like a bird's shit

JesusAndYourBush

#12
October 20, 2021, 06:08:23 PM
Put it in the wash ASAP.  The birdshit will bleach it so there'll be a pale patch where the shit was.

Huxleys Babkins

#13
October 20, 2021, 06:18:19 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on October 20, 2021, 05:48:25 PM
Has to be the same kind of bird, though.  Get it wrong and you're just layering in the shit, like a bird's shit

And be careful. Bird shit is a lot like yogurt, so if you accidentally cultivate it, you'll just end up with a never ending supply of bird shit.

Blumf

#16
October 20, 2021, 06:29:07 PM
Your mum!

Twonty Gostelow

#17
October 20, 2021, 06:35:33 PM
It gets him when people call him Bird Shit instead of Lawrence.

thenoise

#19
October 20, 2021, 07:01:55 PM
Bird piss is the thing. It comes out the same cloaca tho so it's a rather tricky situation.

shiftwork2

#20
October 20, 2021, 07:03:20 PM
hiya bird shit mate

Norton Canes

#21
October 20, 2021, 07:12:42 PM
Sell it as guano. Works best if you can get more birds to shit on your jacket.

PlanktonSideburns

#23
October 20, 2021, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on October 20, 2021, 05:29:40 PM
Washing bin fire, oh mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, washing bin fire

Great post

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#24
October 20, 2021, 10:36:33 PM
Denim jacket? Do you think you're in Status Quo or something?

Rolf Lundgren

#25
October 20, 2021, 10:42:05 PM
You can't. But you can shit on the pigeon's jacket.

dissolute ocelot

#26
October 21, 2021, 02:11:57 PM
How do you get human faeces out of a seagull?

Is plucking the only answer?

JesusAndYourBush

#27
October 21, 2021, 02:18:09 PM
The last 2 posts have reminded me of some comedy show/film where someone shits on pigeons (maybe unseen/offscreen) as revenge for pigeons shitting on them.  What am I thinking of?

Darles Chickens

#28
October 21, 2021, 02:19:01 PM
If you put the garment into the freezer for a few hours, you ought to be able to lift off the bird shit without breaking it, with the aid of a sharp knife. When it warms back up to room temperature, it should be as good as new, albeit with a slight denim-y tinge.
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