What gets bird shit out of denim?

[seepage]

My partner was lying on their back sunbathing once when, like a scene from Tora! Tora! Tora! a gull came in for their bombing run and scored a perfect hit streak of shit from head to toe. 

New page bird shit.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

My partner was lying on their back sunbathing once when, like a scene from Tora! Tora! Tora! a gull came in for their bombing run and scored a perfect hit streak of shit from head to toe. 

New page bird shit.

Did you actually see the bird or was there a man named Weekender behind a fence somewhere nearby?

[seepage]

No but it was a on penthouse balcony and I don't think there was anything for him to lurk behind.

[dead-ced-dead]

I forgot to update you all: I got it our. I scraped off as much as I could, soaked it in warm water with laundry detergent and then put it in the machine. And yes, I am a member of Status Quo (don't tell anyone. Please.)

[Jittlebags]

A discrete glob of spunk.

[Bernice]

I was 24 when I first got shat on by a bird. It struck me as a remarkably long stretch at the time; when I was at school, the playground was shared with a fair number of seagulls and someone got shat on at least weekly. At that rate, I'll be 48 before I get shat on again. Can anyone here beat 24 years shit-free?

[jobotic]

This is like being on the Dumpy's Rusty Nuts forum again.

How do I get a cow pat off my leather jerkin? My old lady won't help me out.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

I once got pooed on by a heron at London Zoo. BEAT THAT.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I've not been shat on by a bird, but I did stick my hand in a slimy yellow dog egg playing football at school.

[Jittlebags]

I've not been shat on by a bird, but I did stick my hand in a slimy yellow dog egg playing football at school.

You'll have got that eye worm thing then. Hound ropes are heaving with the fucking things.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Nah, I just got a shitty hand. I should really try playing football with my feet.

[Captain Z]

The last 2 posts have reminded me of some comedy show/film where someone shits on pigeons (maybe unseen/offscreen) as revenge for pigeons shitting on them.  What am I thinking of?

This rings a vague bell but I can't place it either. My guess would be a Sean Lock routine.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

A bigger bird shit.

[Attila]

The last 2 posts have reminded me of some comedy show/film where someone shits on pigeons (maybe unseen/offscreen) as revenge for pigeons shitting on them.  What am I thinking of?

Top Secret, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_8TRAaHUuI

[Jittlebags]

Top tip: If you are trying to trick someone with a naughty fido plastic dog-dirt, pour some boiling water over it for that just laid effect.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Top Secret, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_8TRAaHUuI

It's not that.  I can't recall ever seeing that scene I've seen the film Top Secret.