Ferris is coming for your pets and livestock

[pancreas]

I've bought a gun. I suggest you do the same.

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he'll just steal the gun right?  unless it hasn't been domesticated and/or it is dead

[popcorn]

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not you, guffalo

[Ferris]

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Clue is in the thread title mate, thick or something?

[Huxleys Babkins]

shit my cattle

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shit my cattle

something happened to them??

[Glebe]

Ferris can be such a cunt sometimes! Keep away from me pets and livestocks, mate!

[Huxleys Babkins]

something happened to them??

They've got a funny way about them now. :(

[Ferris]

only doin it for a laff tho

[KaraokeDragon]

They've got a funny way about them now. :(

Just don't take any accountancy advise from them til the spell wears off and you'll be alright. 3 Years later and I still have the FCA on my back. And also the FSA after I slaughtered the bastards by way of reprisal.

[Glebe]

Lock up y'pets! Take care of y'livestocks!

[pancreas]

5 goats, 4 sheep, and an impala. The last of these was fucked beyond all recognition.

LOCK HIM UP.

[Ferris]

LOCK HIM UP.

Two words pal: "diplomatic immunity".

Me and the boys from Burundi have a deal - I get some extra credentials, and they get... well I don't want to give it away exactly but let's just say the shops of Bujumbura won't be short of photos of Glebe's arse come Christmas.

[zomgmouse]

i will hide them. he cannot have them.