grim facts about buttocks that will blast your absolute pubes out

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1) they are formed in the womb with the usage of mashed potato or "ice cream" "scoops"

[popcorn]

hang on I'll get the hoover

[itsfredtitmus]

This is the arse-willy thread?

[itsfredtitmus]

Willybandits

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something wrong with you

[Glebe]

2) Each buttock has a fully-functioning brain. It will take over in times of crisis.

[dissolute ocelot]

The Germans call buttocks Schenkelhüte or "thigh-hats".

[gib]

Unlike handedness, there is no equivalent of being ambidextrous in the world of buttocks. You are either left buttocked or right buttocked, there's no grey area in between. Although if you are left buttocked you are many times more likely to be a peedo.

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You are either left buttocked or right buttocked, there's no grey area in between.

there is actually a brownish area inbetween

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there is actually a brownish area inbetween

you bleach yours




you have funded a personalised spin on the creme eggs adverts where you say "how do you bleach yours" with your buttocks forensically partitioned

[KaraokeDragon]

Crowley had to write all his grimoires on his hands and knees towards the end of his life - anything he tried to sit on would be turned straight away to ash, so endowed were his buttocks with black magick.